ella.b:

lmao.una no go kill me 4 hia.

At last, another (f) don come.

Jintu, I guess you may feel more comfortable now.

Welcome ella.b to a thread where 'we' atimes chill out! _{Please make yourself comfortable}

@Opo,tanks and i ll.

opokonwa:

Aaah Jintu

I'm not making any moves o!

Dis na Open forum _{I just dey yarn openly}

Why you dey try make cute-ass begin dey feel like Agbani Ribe-ego? _{sorry Darego?}

As una dey drag to get to know unaself _{na im 'man' wey get conversational skills begin accelerate thingz a little.}


@cute-ass

Abeg avail us an opportunity to get to sabi ourselves.

Hmmmmmmm, Opokonwa, chei, see as u dey contradict yourself! Na you talk say u no make any moves, na same you still dey tell me say you dey accelerate. Ehn, Opokonwa! Moves and accelerate no be thesame. A begi, sameeeu ni, sasame ni.

@ cute ass
Cute ass, as Opokonwa has decided to accelerate us. Please, let us know more about you, just as he has requested. Please tell him. I even want to know what he will use the information for. Tell him what you do in Norway, tell him when you will be coming home for christmas and tell him where you are coming, is it Lagos or East. Tell him evrything, baby!

@ella.b
Welcome to my world baby. I hope your coming will succeed in distracting Opokonwa from cute ass. No, no, no baby, dont get me wrong o. I am not calling you a distraction. I only want you to keep him busy away from cute ass. Mind you, it is not going to be an easy task o. Funkydot tried it but without succeess, in fact she had to run away from the thread.

But please, wether you succeed or not, dont run away from the thread. You are most welcome. You can see Opokonwa is already developing some ideas. But you never can tell o, i may beat him to it.

@ Opokonwa
This is your second chance dont blow it o. remember the suspense theory? Dont let her do like funkydot o. All the best, buddy!

@Jintu

I been no wan answer you for funkydot issue.

I no send am

I no dey plead wth anybody to remain here or comot. <sub>afterall na only chat we dey chat

funkydot ni funkydot ko!</sub>

No dey 'idolize' people unnecessarily <sub>Funkydot don move go im bobo place you still dey cry for am

You go cry tire</sub>

jintujinta:


@ Opokonwa
This is your second chance don't blow it o. remember the suspense theory? Dont let her do like funkydot o. All the best, buddy!

Bros you came back to the thread and what your creative mind informed you was shoving me far to ella.b

Bros you must really be wary of me

I'm just a normal guy chatting with whoever _{Please don't turn this into a 'couple' thing}

All this fun in my absence

@ opokonwa

What I'm doing in Norway?? Well lets just say I'm living life
What are you up to? studying, working, on pension, playing?? I would like to know more about you too, ok?

@ jintujinta

You are still owing me a copy of your biography lol. Please eeh since nature has made it almost impossible for us to meet online . . don't forget to drop it the next time you're online oo.

Besides, are you the one asking those questions, or opoko is? I almost thought you were indirectly trying to be smart but i could be wrong. Just don't think you can trick me

@ ella.b

Welcome dear, make yourself comfortable and start having fun

@cute-ass

You didn't answer my question but I work _{what is there to hide}

I work in a telecoms outfit in Nigeria.

I have the internet to my face most times, so I try to play

'cause all work and no play makes Opokonwa _{a very dull boy}

Well, cute ass u sabi dodge well well. Since you have chosen not to answer Opokonwa's question which was echoed by me, i will say weldone. You know it should be ladies first, in every situation. That your answer was just a perusal.

Anyway, I am working, just like Opokonwa, but not in a Telecom company but in an Advertising Company. I am a copywriter, developing concepts and writing copy for TVC, RDC, Billboard, etc.

I am quiet, shy but resolute. I am happily married and blessed with children. i am usually on net researching and downloading materials but i also ease off tension with some Forum activities.

Now we can have your own autobiography.

hi,i love ur hair.bye

@Kenny

Whose hair

And how did you see hair?

Wow! Just checked out cute-ass' profile to investigate 'hair'

Was that you? _{'CAUSE THE PICS I SEE THERE LOOKS MASCULINE}

That picture is definitely not a lady. So if that is cute ass, then she is a he. But i guess the picture is just her hero.

But really, talking about ass, i stumbled on something interesting that i want to share with you guys, since we have a cute ass in-house. Enjoy it.


Pastor's Donkey

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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.
The local newspaper read:


[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.[/font]


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:


NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:


NUN ANNOUNCES, HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The bishop was buried the next day,


The moral of the story is,  Being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery ,  and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life,  Only worry about your own ASS not
someone else's, You'll be a lot happier and live
longer, !!!!!!!!


Dont worry cute ass, it's got nothing to do with you.

Nice one Jintujinta

Ehe, where is cute ass now?

She has been playing truancy o. Are you deliberately making yourself scarce, so that the demand for you can be high?

Now, that was not chemistry, not biology, not physics or social studies. I think we ve gone economics, this time around.

Where is everyone on this thread? Have you all abandoned me? Okay o. Anyway, i enjoyed your company you all. We had a nice time. I guess it was wonderful while it lasted. Hope to meet you all on other threads.

Cute-ass has fled the thread.

And so did the thread die.

It is therefore confirmed then that "Behind every successful man, there is a woman" and aslo that "The hands that rock the craddle rules the world". My brother, respect and fear women o. Anyway, on which thread are you usually found? Atleast if we cant relate much on this thread, we can on other threads.

hello people.really missed u guys.

ella.b:

hello people.really missed u guys.

Ella.b, where have you been? is it the pressure of end of the year work or pressure of academics? Well, whichever, take it easy o. Do find time to ease off pressure. You are welcome. we sure missed you too. So any fresh gist from for the home?

Hmmmmmmm, Opokonwa must hear this. Am on my way to find him. BRB.

which gist u wan hear?bout ow i fought wit Samuel peters?lol.
well,ve bin good actually.jus ve to deal wit skul work u no.

Welcome baby. But try and smoke out cute ass so that you wont feel lonely on the thread. Enjoy yourself.

Dis thread dey drag like old woman with walking stick

Is it lack of issues, lack of cute-ass, lack of regular posters or all??

Well, i think the thread has tried. Don't you think so? It is supposed to be an introductory thread and it has lingered this far. Anyway, i think all of the above is responsible for the crawling of the thread but you can change the story, you know. So over to you.

Omo is know this thread is old, but omo is admit this is the funniest and most intelligent {} conversations omo has seen in a long time.

Ah, Omo, you have woken up the dead. Are you bringing fun toi this thread again? I can see some signs of that. Please keep it up. You are most welcome!

wats up yal! Ive bn following this thread for some time. Time to add my fil!

ur welcome.pls fill free 2 xpress urself here.as we all no,im d special assistant to d presidon(jintu).any comments shuld be brot to me.and i wont fail to notify d presidon bout it.

ella.b:

your welcome.please fill free 2 xpress yourself here.as we all no,im d special assistant to d presidon(jintu).any comments shuld be brot to me.and i wont fail to notify d presidon bout it.

Hmmmmmmmm, good to know that ella.b is still around. But as the special assistant, you ought to have fed me on the whereabout of the runaway members o. Please smoke out Cute ass and opokonwa.

Meanwhile our new entrants are most welcome.

@ella.b
You know that as my special assistant, u ought to be seeing me regularly. So fix appointment for the next meeting and let me brief you on our next line of action. . This is not an online meeting o.

Hey, where is everyone. don't tell me you all have gone searching for a greener pasture. Oops, i mean greener thread.

hello.missed evry.well jus popped.

Hmm, ella b, did i see ur name on "The sweetest thing ever" I think i need to hear ur own too. Tell us what sweetest thing them don tell u o