A cannibal was walking through the streets of Ife and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

+ Broiled Ibo man: 5000 naira
+ Fried Yoruba woman: 1100 naira
+ Grilled Cameroonian: 15000 naira
+ Baked Politician: 25000

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
‘Why such a price difference for the Politicians?’

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of poo, it takes all morning to clean one and five hours of heavy fire to get one ready for the table.”