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My Deranged Humor! by rsdchukwu(m): 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2007 |
Q: What's the difference between onions and hookers? A: I don't cry when I chop up hookers. Q: What is the worst part about eating bald pussy? A: Putting the diaper back on. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: You don't wear boots when you jump on a trampoline. Q: What is the difference between a mansion and 10 year old? A: I have never been inside a mansion. Q: What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy? A: A woman. Q: What does 80 year old pussy taste like? A: Depends! Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower? A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8. Q: What did the clown say to your dead baby? A: The clown only bleeped your dead baby. He didn't say much. Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable? A: AIDS! Q: What is better than having sex with a 10 year old Vietnamese boy? A: Nothing! Q: What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? A: An erection. Q: What's the most popular pick up line at the gay bar? A: May I push in your stool? Q: How do you make a ten year old girl cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody cock on her Teddy Bear. Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS? A: A pounding sensation in the ass. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby in a clown suit! Q: What do lesbians do for fun when they are on their period? A: Finger-paint. Q: What is black and blue and hates to have sex? A: The 7 year old in my trunk. Q: How many times does a baby spin in a microwave before it explodes? A: I dunno. Always too busy masturbating to notice. Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 3 yr old? A: Wiping the blood off your clown shoes. |
Re: My Deranged Humor! by Migines(m): 5:17pm On Oct 05, 2007 |
Ha ha ha lmao |
Re: My Deranged Humor! by mimiko(f): 6:11pm On Oct 05, 2007 |
WHAT mig u laugh at these puleeeeeeze |
Re: My Deranged Humor! by Free(f): 8:26pm On Oct 05, 2007 |
Re: My Deranged Humor! by jacs(f): 11:17pm On Oct 05, 2007 |
U R A slowpoke, FLIPPING PAEDOPHILE! GET A LIFE!!! [b][/b] |
Re: My Deranged Humor! by topeteadr(m): 10:22am On Oct 06, 2007 |
Jacs i totally agree wit u. |
Re: My Deranged Humor! by CrazyMan(m): 5:23pm On Oct 06, 2007 |
Hmmmm |
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