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My Deranged Humor! by rsdchukwu(m): 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2007
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Q: What's the difference between onions and hookers?
A: I don't cry when I chop up hookers.

Q: What is the worst part about eating bald pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: You don't wear boots when you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What is the difference between a mansion and 10 year old?
A: I have never been inside a mansion.

Q: What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?
A: A woman.

Q: What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
A: Depends!

Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?
A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8.

Q: What did the clown say to your dead baby?
A: The clown only bleeped your dead baby. He didn't say much.

Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS!

Q: What is better than having sex with a 10 year old Vietnamese boy?
A: Nothing!

Q: What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?
A: An erection.

Q: What's the most popular pick up line at the gay bar?
A: May I push in your stool?

Q: How do you make a ten year old girl cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on her Teddy Bear.

Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS?
A: A pounding sensation in the ass.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit!

Q: What do lesbians do for fun when they are on their period?
A: Finger-paint.

Q: What is black and blue and hates to have sex?
A: The 7 year old in my trunk.

Q: How many times does a baby spin in a microwave before it explodes?
A: I dunno. Always too busy masturbating to notice.

Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 3 yr old?
A: Wiping the blood off your clown shoes.
Re: My Deranged Humor! by Migines(m): 5:17pm On Oct 05, 2007
Ha ha ha
lmao
Re: My Deranged Humor! by mimiko(f): 6:11pm On Oct 05, 2007
WHAT mig u laugh at these puleeeeeeze
Re: My Deranged Humor! by Free(f): 8:26pm On Oct 05, 2007
shocked shocked
Re: My Deranged Humor! by jacs(f): 11:17pm On Oct 05, 2007
U R A slowpoke, FLIPPING PAEDOPHILE! GET A LIFE!!!  angry angry sad sad embarassed embarassed[b][/b]
Re: My Deranged Humor! by topeteadr(m): 10:22am On Oct 06, 2007
Jacs i totally agree wit u.
Re: My Deranged Humor! by CrazyMan(m): 5:23pm On Oct 06, 2007
Hmmmm

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