We the civil society group/NLC/LABOUR of nairaland's jokes section have just issued a communique to the Federal Government House,Abuja. Requesting that unless the wife of the president Dame Patience Jonathan makes a statement in a public broadcast or on national tv about the oil subsidy removal policy without any iota of grammatical bomb or mis-fire,we will not accept the ludicrous increase in petrol and food prices throughout the our dear country. If this notice is not complied with within the next 2 days we will therefore have no option than to lift the suspension placed on the protests and demonstration throughout the nation.
Thanks.


Signed,
Omar Mikuz Esele,
President.

Gbam, seconded!!!

** puts on my lamp , wears my goggle, reads article again **









Is dis suppose to be a joke or what?






Pussyhole!

@cordj2,
yes !!
Thats the best palliative they can give us. No going back!!

Oga Mikus, na wa o, dis ur photocopying machine na rebranded one, abeg where u get am,

bunmi,
na malfunction your brain just dey malfunction so.
Must your brain decode everything as copy and paste for you?
Person tell me say that ya brain sef na made in china and i thought it was rumour. I no know say na true.
I laugh you in NLC!

bunmioguns:

Mikus,
na malfunction your brain just dey malfunction so.
Must your brain decode everything as copy and paste for you?
Person tell me say that ya brain sef na made in china and i thought it was rumour. I no know say na true.
I laugh you in NLC!

hehehehehe, No wonder, I don catch am, e don dey pain am

na your aunties i pity.

nawa o, ,una wan mak patience speak english, una wan try God??

what has chineke God gat to do with this?
This your comment look like a blasphemy.
So you be pagan?

Speak watin