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Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 2:12pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation: American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?" South African: "Of course." American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa." American: "'ya eat jam with the bread?" South African: "Of course." American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa." 4 years ago South African: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Of course we do." South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?" American: "Throw them away of course." South African: "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America." 4 years ago |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
Very very very funny joke. I must lie! |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 2:39pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
This Donkey no dey let me Rest i look like ur girlfriend |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
^^ u r a mad! |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 2:49pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
u r a dam na remix |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
make me LauGhFfFfFF |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 3:41pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
wey my cutlass |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
rakel05: it's on your neck rakel05. . . . . make me LauGhFfFfFf |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 3:48pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM abeg this guy de disturb me here |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
^^^ is that u in ur profile? u can't make me LauGhFfFfFf |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Kuulnomsy(m): 5:13pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
Kuul joke jare |
Re: Wonderful Africans by bright007(f): 8:44pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/grey%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ETHIS IS FUNNY%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: Wonderful Africans by bunmioguns(m): 12:51am On Jan 19, 2012 |
I like dis. . . More kulikuli in ur garri |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 9:18am On Jan 19, 2012 |
more beans in ur moimoi |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 9:28am On Jan 19, 2012 |
rakel05: |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Onyeasi(m): 9:37am On Jan 19, 2012 |
Rake you no try for this one. Joke rating is 2/20 |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 9:54am On Jan 19, 2012 |
Onyeasi: u no see ur name Onyeasi na so u go dey lie lie everywhere |
Re: Wonderful Africans by bunmioguns(m): 3:11pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EDt is what you love most%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 3:21pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
you go come? |
Re: Wonderful Africans by mikuz(m): 3:26pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
come where? |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
mikuz: beware of strange women |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 3:31pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
mikuz:my Hotel Room |
Re: Wonderful Africans by bunmioguns(m): 4:10pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
rakel05: [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/white%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E1%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EAM ALSO COMING%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 4:13pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
your turn will be next week |
Re: Wonderful Africans by bunmioguns(m): 4:19pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
rakel05: [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/white%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E1%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EI go do am sharp sharp abeg%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
Re: Wonderful Africans by rakel05(f): 4:20pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
oya over take am na |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
take what? is it for the masses, na pure water or tomtom? |
Re: Wonderful Africans by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
rakel, is this how you share it? You cheap die! Am not c uming jor!! |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
mikuz: hehehehehe badt boi |
Re: Wonderful Africans by ARareGem(f): 6:13pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
Funny joke. |
Re: Wonderful Africans by mikuz(m): 9:39pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
@toto, Hey mugu im a married man. Make Booqee catch you saying that! |
Re: Wonderful Africans by Nobody: 3:17am On Jan 20, 2012 |
mikuz: |
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