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Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 8:29pm On Feb 26, 2012

Welcome to BOKO HARAM Customer service, please note that this call could be recorded for quality purposes
For suicide bombing press-1-
To plant bomb in your area press-2.
To explode a bomb with you phone in your area press-3 followed by #
And if you have any info regarding where we can plant our next bomb PLEASE press-4
To speak with a BOKO HARAM online representative or if you have any info regarding
how we can plant a bomb in ASO ROCK PLEASE HOLD While your call is being forwarded to BOKO HARAM national headquaters,

THANK you for using BOKO HARAM customer service, please call back soon

~~NJPC ROCKS~~

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 8:45pm On Feb 26, 2012

God of mercy, see this copycat oh! so it is true, Npjc are full of copycats and theives i posted this long ago!

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 8:57pm On Feb 26, 2012

^^you're a daft, stop bringing stinking attention to yourself it never helps. Before you posted it, at least three persons have done so. So if you're feeling special, tere muh vich lan! pan chod! grin

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by IRAPADA(m): 9:11pm On Feb 26, 2012

Lucario007:

God of mercy, see this copycat oh! so it is true, Npjc are full of copycats and theives i posted this long ago!

And so?If u re d first to post it.Nice joke jor

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 9:21pm On Feb 26, 2012

IRAPADA:

And so?If u re d first to post it.Nice joke jor

thanks bro., he's trying to do what even Seun can't.
He's changed his title to read as same as mine, SMH --INFANCY ON THE CALL, LMFAO

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 10:46pm On Feb 26, 2012

Birds of the same feather. . . smh

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 2:31am On Feb 27, 2012

^^lmao, you're joking with headache(advice only)

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 1:25pm On Feb 27, 2012

*yawns*

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 7:33pm On Feb 27, 2012

^^^must u stalk me? y is it that every thread i comment on post u'r name is there? Am too good for you by the way so stick to the locals
like Mikuz and Ode Remo. undecided

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 12:39pm On Feb 28, 2012

lucario007, i can see u're losing ur hold on reality!
smy! angry

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 4:47pm On Feb 28, 2012

pot calling kettle black, or abi na goat calling sheep stubborn.
Stalker! my sense of reality is in tact, u need to go and check urs!

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 6:33pm On Feb 29, 2012

Lucario007:

pot calling kettle black, or abi na goat calling sheep stubborn.
Stalker! my sense of reality is in tact, u did to go and check urs!

ur condition is so terrible u can't even type properly!

smh sad

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 6:41pm On Feb 29, 2012

swtchicgurl:

*yawns*

you need rest

*smd*

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 6:45pm On Feb 29, 2012

why can't guys leave me alone!
i'm i the only chic on here! undecided

MODERATORS PLEASE GET SOME MORE LADIES HERE PLEASE!!!! cheesy

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Natasha2(f): 6:52pm On Feb 29, 2012

Lucario007:

, u did to go and check urs!

lol nice mistake

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 6:54pm On Feb 29, 2012

why can't guys leave me alone!
i'm i the only chic on here! undecided

MODERATORS PLEASE GET SOME MORE LADIES HERE PLEASE!!!! cheesy

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 6:56pm On Feb 29, 2012

swtchicgurl:

why can't guys leave me alone!
i'm i the only chic on here!

MODERATORS PLEASE GET SOME MORE LADIES HERE PLEASE!!!!

Answer: a switchgurl is a networking device that is used by one & all. E.g Mikuz uses & gives to Mcnepow cheesy

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 7:03pm On Feb 29, 2012

Answer: a switchgurl is a networking device that is used by one & all. E.g Mikuz uses & gives to Mcnepow

datz not fair

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 7:07pm On Feb 29, 2012

^who cares? sad

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Onyeasi(m): 7:39pm On Feb 29, 2012

*Mr NICE enter, piss in everybody's mouth while they shout 'Thank you Mr. Nice Guy' and leaves immediately*

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 8:07pm On Feb 29, 2012

^you're the man cheesy

Pls also piss in their -*nts too grin

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by realsammie(m): 8:32pm On Feb 29, 2012

this is rubbish, mr moderator, if pple keep postin old jokes then this section should be scrape. still ANGRY. in short off 2 romance

ekeroyal:

Welcome to BOKO HARAM Customer service, please note that this call could be recorded for quality purposes
For suicide bombing press-1-
To plant bomb in your area press-2.
To explode a bomb with you phone in your area press-3 followed by #
And if you have any info regarding where we can plant our next bomb PLEASE press-4
To speak with a BOKO HARAM online representative or if you have any info regarding
how we can plant a bomb in ASO ROCK PLEASE HOLD While your call is being forwarded to BOKO HARAM national headquaters,

THANK you for using BOKO HARAM customer service, please call back soon

~~NJPC ROCKS~~

this is an old joke, if u dnt av something 2 post. go watch the super eagles

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 10:26pm On Feb 29, 2012

realsammie:

this is rubbish, mr moderator, if pple keep postin old jokes then this section should be scrape. still ANGRY. in short off 2 romance this is an old joke, if u dnt av something 2 post. go watch the super eagles

First you're a newbie son of beetch so you have no ph*ckn job here.
Second, you have no sense of humour, hence you're a ram's deek.
Third, Tere muh vich lan(can't express it in english).
Four, you're a panchod.
Five, Jhant paad dyunga.

You better get the ph*ck outta here and get lost forever. Heediotic He-goat!

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by sutoboy(m): 10:42pm On Feb 29, 2012

you are good to go bro!

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 12:28pm On Mar 01, 2012

ekeroyal,
now i knw whr u belong!

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01, 2012

^what do you now know?

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 12:25pm On Mar 02, 2012

exactly whr u belong!

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by ekeroyal(m): 12:38pm On Mar 02, 2012

^good to know I belong somewhere. As per you, it's obvious you belong nowhere, not even a sense of belonging. If you do show me.

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 11:46pm On Mar 02, 2012

swtchicgurl:

ur condition is so terrible u can't even type properly!

smh

i have no time for dementalized sluts like you, so if u r bored go watch the Simpsons to cool you off.

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by swtchicgurl: 12:22pm On Mar 03, 2012

another dummy up there! sad

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 1:24pm On Mar 03, 2012

another harlot up there. tongue

Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Onyeasi(m): 5:00pm On Mar 03, 2012

Lucario007:

another harlot up there.

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