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Looking For A Job by ALHAMBRA(m): 11:14pm On Oct 09, 2007
LOOKING FOR A JOB?

An Israeli doctor says -------> "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man - put it in another - and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A British doctor says -------> "That is nothing - we can take a lung out of one person - put it in another - and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Canadian doctor says -------> "In my country - medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person - put it in another - and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Zimbabwean doctor - not to be outdone - says -------> "You guys are way behind - we just took a man with no brain - made him President - and now the whole country is looking for work.

With kind regards

ALHAMBRA
Re: Looking For A Job by Migines(m): 11:17pm On Oct 09, 2007
I luv dat, u changed Nigeria to Zimbabwe. Thanks
Re: Looking For A Job by mimiko(f): 4:36am On Oct 10, 2007
migy u mean thats the situation in our country OH MY GAWD i need to do something about it.
LMAO
Re: Looking For A Job by Migines(m): 8:14am On Oct 10, 2007
Noooo. I've seen d joke b4 nd Nig waz used.

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