See dad and son talking:
Dad: hey junior, I know I beat you a lot, but it's
because you are normally very naughty, Do you
ever feel bad when I beat you cos I don't
normally see it in your actions afterwards.
Son: dad I feel bad all of the time
Dad: sorry boy, But don't you feel like getting
back at me to make you feel better.
Son: I do dad, every time.
Dad: well talking about isn't the way to go about
it is it?
Son: ahhh, Dad I've got my ways. All I do is go 
and wash the toilet and I feel better immediately.
Dad: ha ha ha ha, And how does that make you
feel better son.
Son: I always use your toothbrush, and I put it
back immediately after, He he he he!!!

he he he,
i like the joke,
nice one!

Lol

at last i can laff, nice one

mikuz:

he he he,
i like the joke,
nice one!

thanks man.

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^^^ hehehee. . . suicide! nice tho'

I trust u bro. More palmwine 2 ur photocopying machine

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Kenny went to an electronic
shop with anger
and threw his new laptop on
the desk at a
person from whom he
bought.
He told the salesman that you
have cheated
me. I cannot transfer file from
my previous
laptop
Salesman:- sir, can you please
try infront of
me.
This is what kenny did
1) Right clicked the mouse on
the file which
he wanted to transfer and
selected CUT
option.
2) Disconnected the mouse
from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully
and connected
it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy
that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse
and selected the
PASTE option.
Salesman fainted

bright007:

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None yet.

hahahahahahahaha,
the second joke got me cracking!!!!

bright007:

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joke were r u? some imbe*cile (bright007 & onyeasi) dey fine u.  

mikuz:

hahahahahahahaha,
the second joke got me cracking!!!!

for your sake i will post more, I dedicate dis  recharge card 4 u, 503302873466 mtn 750.    

In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, a grandmother, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
"Mama Adedibu, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Akande. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to parents and the town. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mrs. Adedibu, do you know the defence lawyer?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr Femi since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defence lawyer almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

hahahahahahaha, that means d judge's reputation is worse than the two judges ' own. Nice one.

son: Dad how was I born?
Dad: Well son, your Mom & I got together at Yahoo.We set up a date via E mail & met in a cyber cafe.Your Mom agreed to download data from my PEN DRIVE.
So I put it in your Mom's USB PORT & just when I was about to transfer we realised that none of us had installed an ANTIVIRUS or FIREWALL.It was too late to hit 'Cancel & nine months later a 'Pop-up' window appeared saying
'You've got a 'Male.

Jude a renowed meat
snatcher,, sneaked into his
mother's kitchen. He
switched off the light to avoid
arousing ppl from thier sleep
since it was around 2a.m,he then opened the pot and
picked one. He had eaten
more than half
before he discovered it was a
big cockroach.

POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism
report at an elementary school, I
was interrupted by a little girl
about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform,
she asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes,"
I answered and continued
writing the report. "My mother
said if I ever needed help I
should ask the police. Is that right? "Yes, that's right," I told
her. "Well, then," she said as she
extended her foot toward me,
"would you please tie my shoe?"

Now, this here is a joke!

Impulse80:

Now, this here is a joke!

ur sentence has healed de broken-hearten, I knew someday u will make us proud, keep de flag flying, one love.