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Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by helpmeohgod(m): 12:52pm On Jul 25, 2012
My neighbour's daughter was crying one early monday
Morning. Then I approached and ask her wat her problem was.
Then, she told me her mummy told her that if a boy
Touches her on d breast, she should shout "don't" and
If she receives a touch on d private part, she should shout "stop"
So the previous night, she went into david's house to deliver a message
And he took d advantage to touch her on d breast, and she shouted "don't"
And David touched her on d private part, and she shouted "stop"
Then David became faster in touching both breast and
Private part. And she was shoutng "don't stop"
Continously. The outcome-she was disvirgined
Because David continued and never stopped.
She has vowed never to listen to her mother's
Advice again
Re: Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by mimicue(f): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2012
helpmeohgod: My neighbour's daughter was crying one early monday
Morning. Then I approached and ask her wat her problem was.
Then, she told me her mummy told her that if a boy
Touches her on d breast, she should shout "don't" and
If she receives a touch on d private part, she should shout "stop"
So the previous night, she went into david's house to deliver a message
And he took d advantage to touch her on d breast, and she shouted "don't"
And David touched her on d private part, and she shouted "stop"
Then David became faster in touching both breast and
Private part. And she was shoutng "don't stop"
Continously. The outcome-she was disvirgined
Because David continued and never stopped.
She has vowed never to listen to her mother's
Advice again

*yawns* (˘̯˘ )
Re: Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jul 25, 2012
mimicue:

*yawns* (˘̯˘ )
go sleep na
Re: Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by tonyx4x44(m): 5:23pm On Jul 25, 2012
Funny
Re: Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 25, 2012
I 1st heard dis joke in my ;jss1 cryI 1st heard dis joke in my ;jss1
Re: Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2012
Ogbiaboy: I 1st heard dis joke in my ;jss1 cryI 1st heard dis joke in my ;jss1
i thought u heard it when you were 1 year
Re: Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jul 25, 2012
PretiEbony: i thought u heard it when you were 1 year
and what's d meanin of dat or is d joke new 2 u,bak of 4rm my comment,an advice
Re: Mummy,s Advice Disvirgin Girl by toygod2: 12:53am On Jul 26, 2012

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