Last night I was in the restaurant and after having meal I decided to have a cup of coffee and enjoy the music being played.
Now I needed to fart but was enjoying the music and couldn't go. So the music got better and was really loud. So I timed my
fart with the beats of the music and started releasing it accordingly while nodding my head.

Suddenly people started gathering around me, it was then I realized I had my ipod on and no music was there in the restaurant.

is this a joke?

Not really, it's like a humor. What do u think?

i dont think so!
Its more like a report.

NTA or Silverbird report.
No u mean report card.

sorry, who is reporting who?

Now dis is what i call a funny joke
mikuz u betta hit ur head for wall, if u still don't see d humor in dis joke

eke,
you are just reporting yourself.
You dont even know whats happening!

#occupy ben-10

tnx boo, with pple like u we're more than ever determined to tell more jokes.

I seriously don't understand Mikuz. By the way I thought we only had #Occupy Nigeria, who's #Occupy ben-10?

jokes apart Efe,
i dont understand you neither.
You posted a report and told us its a joke.
Didnt you?


#occupy ben-10

Ekeroyal, don't u know ben10? D moderator for nl jokes section, him and dani1luv.
Since they've removed subsidy, Ben is stranded in his village since he travelled dere for xmas, no money to come back. So maybe mikuz is tryin to occupy his temporary vacant position, who knows? Mikuz too wants to be a moderator!! Choi!

Where is d joke?

@OP







Did you call dis Joke

#occupyƁen10

Bright dull and bunmi ogunfomileti. You're just trying to look for trouble jare! within u, u know d joke is funny. Or should i xplain it to ur sleeping brains?!

Poster dem suppose beat ucomot 4 dat restaurant

Kai campaign 4 ben don start wicked people lol

ty Boo, I wish I could give u a k*SS.
As for Mikuz, Bright, Bumioguns, we're not gonna vote for ya. Ben-10's my man, if subsidy refuses to come back we'll get a Camel to go and bring him back, I can't betray him.

pls u guys shld tell this fellow to obtain copyrights before copying my jokes. So sad.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-850747.0.html#msg10008560

^Ewooo talk tru,shoooo na lie

Oya authorise me to fire, simply say Badosky chargeeee!!!!

what a thread! so boring

Mr.Resource:

^^i hope the wrinkles for ya face go commot wella

who u be? mr craze resources?

[s]i wan learn french ooo, u go teach me, its real business[/s]

otooro:

what a thread! so boring

Well, if it's boring u can wear skirt take a snap shot and show us, no probs it could make this thread interesting.

Meanwhile nobody's telling that 3nrest guy to go to xerox section where he could dispplay his talent better.

^^^ can anyone see anything sensible above me?

sooo noooo!!

ekeservantroyal, go back to skl and learn to make me laff!

Mr.Resource:

Torotoro how much dey 4 ya online bank account make we start sharp sharp

any amount u want! deal?