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To Love, Honour And Obey by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2012
A young couple were having their first big fight. After a while, the husband said:

"When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey"

His Bride Replied:

"I know, but I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding" angry
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by mikuz(m): 9:15pm On Jan 23, 2012
then why did she agree to wed him in the first place,
nonsense mumu !joke!
Mtchew!!
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by ARareGem(f): 12:44am On Jan 24, 2012
Cute. grin
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by Excelboi(m): 12:58am On Jan 24, 2012
The joke is as stu.pid as the poster
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by bunmioguns(m): 2:11am On Jan 24, 2012
Excelboi:

The joke is as stu.pid as the poster

He Goat, na ur type dey criticize Joke? Mumu of d highest order


@ OP. . . Kip It Up Jare
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by mikuz(m): 8:17am On Jan 24, 2012
ARareGem !!
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by MrResource(m): 8:22am On Jan 24, 2012
Excelboi:

The joke is as stu.pid as the poster
undecided
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by mustspin: 10:44am On Jan 24, 2012
ARareGem:

Cute. grin
na wah o, joke dey cute? angry angry angry angry
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by ARareGem(f): 7:47pm On Jan 24, 2012
mustspin:

na wah o, joke dey cute? angry angry angry angry

Yes na. They can be cute, sexy, hot, cold- whatever I like. tongue cool
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by ARareGem(f): 7:49pm On Jan 24, 2012
mikuz:

ARareGem !!

O gini! Why you dey shout my name like that?!
Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by Nobody: 7:41am On Jan 25, 2012
Excelboi:

The joke is as stu.pid as the poster
Slap that short man you call father, and tell him he is st[i]u[/i]pid for raising you st[i]u[/i]pid! wink

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