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| Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 23, 2012 |
There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them "who is the most obedient?" Five sets of eyes looked up at him. Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?" One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father. . . "You win!" exclaimed the child.  |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by mikuz(m): 10:45pm On Jan 23, 2012 |
what sort of rubbish joke is this? |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 11:45pm On Jan 23, 2012 |
Dry oh! DRY! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by bunmioguns(m): 2:21am On Jan 24, 2012 |
Typical Kids Joke |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Ozegbe(m): 5:48am On Jan 24, 2012 |
for once i agree with mikuz. kid section please |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by mikuz(m): 8:08am On Jan 24, 2012 |
ozegbe so you have human brains? They said you have a cow brain and i thought it was a rumour! Now i know! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by MrResource(m): 8:47am On Jan 24, 2012 |
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| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by mustspin: 10:24am On Jan 24, 2012 |
nice joke, am sure its ur true life story  |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 7:50am On Jan 25, 2012 |
Typical Kids Joke Dry oh! DRY! what sort of rubbish joke is this?Look at KIDS complaining of kids jokes! smh! I posted what your immature brains could carry! You lot are kids of the joke's section. You sholuda been happy that i remembered you kids!  |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by mikuz(m): 9:54am On Jan 25, 2012 |
Sexkillz dont try to defend this confabulated and obrobius joke you posted cos it wont carry water. You hear me so? |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 10:13am On Jan 25, 2012 |
The moral of the joke is that the man obeys his wife to the letter! It's not my fault that you did not grab it! And next time, use words in the right context! Confabulated means having a conversation! Using words in the wrong context makes you look pathetically discombobulated & catastrophically disoriented! If you dont get the joke, ask! It doesnt hurt to ask! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 10:14am On Jan 25, 2012 |
Super joke filled with action, thriller, suicide, comedy and suspence! @op faya dey go na jokes n ETC we dey |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 10:18am On Jan 25, 2012 |
DONkollione:Na so! God punish devil! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by mikuz(m): 3:30pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
Sexkillz lol. I like ya good sense of humour. Na people like you we dey find for here! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^^ I don show!  Bring the pammy! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
sexkillz:even after the unnecessary and useless explanation, the  |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^^ Drier than your harmattan stricken lips? |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by mikuz(m): 6:26pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
which pammy? So you local like this? *pops a bottle of champaigne* |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
So ur level na palm wine?! when we ur |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by chuksikem(m): 8:09pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
mikuz: Diseased id.iot still tied to the useless white man's low self esteem mentality  , foo000l, so in that little stu.pid head of yours, pammy is local while champagne is superior ni?? |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by chuksikem(m): 8:11pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
booqee: See ur mentality, palm wine is inferior while champagne(which you have NEVER bought with your money) is superior?? |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by jackpot(f): 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
^ o boy, see ghost.  *starts firing serious prayer*  @OP Thanks for d explanation. I will laugh tomorrow |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by jackpot(f): 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
^ o boy, see ghost. *starts firing serious prayer* @OP Thanks for d explanation. I will laugh tomorrow |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by chuksikem(m): 8:22pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
jackpot: |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^ u well so @ikem. U just enter thread dey throw bomb, shoooo! Tk am easy abi u b palm wine taper? |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by chuksikem(m): 8:32pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: Am good man , just dat i have problems with peeps thinking anything nigerian is inferior, imagine some bloodyclats saying pammy is inferior to champagne?? :ocheck am out nah, ;Dow u see am??it stinks, |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^@ ikem no mynd dem. Dem neva taste pammy b4 |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by chuksikem(m): 8:41pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
Palm wine is life , it is who we are, .i remember back then in the east, anambra precisely, there is one joint in NIBO that my dad normally drive me to during our xmas visits to drink fresh palm wine from the source, hmmmh, come and see big men,politicians name them scrambling to have a taste and some niggabitch is here calling pammy local, mtschewwww |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
booqee:Swear say you don see bottle of champagne before. . . Swear! Mtscheww chuksikem:Free the mgbeke, make she dey swim for [b]mumu[/b]stream! I doubt say she sabi the palmwine sef! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
chuksikem:Your next jar of pammy is on me! |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by mikuz(m): 12:33am On Jan 26, 2012 |
@chuksikem, ok Palm wine is superior to Champaigne. Can you stop spitting on me now? See as ya spit don wet me like say i enter swimming pool! Only God knows why you took this thing up like this? Are you an aspiring palm wine tapper or what? Ok fine,i agree i haven't tasted champaigne before and dont even know how it looks like. Can i now have some rest? |
| Re: Who Is The Most Obedient? by nellycul28(m): 9:26am On Jan 26, 2012 |
see drunkardss o, !! LWGMM(laugh wan give me menstruation) |
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