A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with
her for $500.
They did their thing, and, before he left,
he told her that he did not have any cash with him,
but he would have his secretary write
a cheque and mail it to her,
calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following
typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place,
I was under the impression that:

1 - it had never been occupied;

2 - there was plenty of heat; and

3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment
to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady.

Seen it B4

Men this is serious

That's a good one!

nice joke

I- am- d-, -e-, -a-, -d.

@ tope_teadr
that would b your second death, because i know when u died the first one, nobody wept

@poster
complete the story.

surugede:

@ tope_teadr
that would b your second death, because i know when u died the first one, nobody wept

Guy you shoul knowthat anyone who is anyone who is dead can't talk 'less he/she ressurect's. And that's not common now aday's.

@ surugede
nice one lol

buhahhahhahhahahhhahhhh for a second i was thinkn its a real apartment ;Dlol but ***** is also an apartment of its own located downstairs

@clem speaking of downstair's i don't understand. Is it down the rabbit hole of a woman or just downstair's in a house.