A bride (Aiphie) has never had sex and the husband (Iwayjay) was trying to explain it to her.

Ok sweetheart, lets call my privates “prisoner” and urs “prison”. Then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, Iwayjay is lying face up on the bed smiling with satisfaction. Aipnhie nudges him and says, “honey the prisoner seems to have escaped”. Turning his head, he smiles, “Then we will recapture him”. They go for the second round.

After the second round, Iwayjay reaches for his cigarette but aiphie, thoroughly enjoyin the new experience of making love, gives him a smile and says “the prisoner is out again”

Iwayjay rises to the occasion, but with unsteady legs. Afterwards, he lays down on the bed totally exhausted. Aiphie nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner has escaped again”

Limply turning his head with sagged-out eyes, Iwayjay yells at Aiphie, “Hey, this is not a LIFE SENTENCE okay!!

*smiles in an ANGRY WAY*

*smiles in an ANGRY WAY*

Dont worry tope, ur next

Ok.

just wait, i'll amputate u

u better dont try dat

ituen:

just wait, i'll amputate u

Amputate ke, you warn turm am to BAMBI ALLAH ^{*allah bamusah in advance*}

I meant that i'll fall his hand

same ni,

ituen:

just wait, i'll amputate u

ituen:

I meant that i'll fall his hand

*Runs into the dark*. you'll never take me alive.

here comes the flash light

*Shoots the bulb and the light goes out*.

*throws a boomerang and showbobo is down*

alstalavista baby!


ituen, look no further.
he's hiding under his open closet. wat a human being!

got my teflon vest on

Ituen na me u dey yab like this?
Don't get me angry enough to start plotting

Aiphie, don't mind it. Let it guess about our experience but we both know better abi? Don't worry i'd teach you more moves 2nite you hear?

Ptsruuuu

Iwajay what moves are u talking 'bout if i catch you i would amputate that ur thing.

All u guys are not serious. Dont worry

amputate his thing TEADR haba!

iwajay do u have a thing

because i bliv its dead

Damn!