2 boys stole a bag of oranges 4rm their neighbour & decided 2go share d loot in a calm quiet place.
One suggested the nearby cementery. As they were jumping d big gate that lead 2 d cementery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind d gate' but they didn't bother 2 pick them since they had enough in d bag.
, Few minutes later A Drunkard on his way from a local bar passes by d cementery and heard a voice:" One for me, One for U, One for me, One for U" .
He immediately sobers up and run as fast as he can to d local priest.
he said, " Father! father!! pls come with me' come and witness God & Satan sharin corpse at d cementery" shocked ! the priest.
they both ran back to the cementery gate and the voice continued:"One for me, One for U, one for me, one for U.
Suddenly d voice stop countin and says: What about d 2 at d gate?
Omo come see marathon even d priest run pass d church gate.shouting we are nt dead yet oo

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