Nigeria has over the years transformed from an interesting place to live to a dangerous place to live. With this transformation comes need for new accessories and gadgets one needs to live and survive as a Nigerian. To start with one needs:

1. Unshockable mentality to withstand shocks of corruption and wanton killings
2. N20 notes to survive police checkpoints,
3. Generators to survive PHCN darkness, .
4. Tracking device to survive kidnappers
5. Bomb detectors to survive boko haram

Pls make your list or add to the list so we know the accessories needed to survive as a Nigerian

6. Fly Swat in  every room and have one handy when you go out
7. An alternative to 3 would be Solar Panels -- they are quite, harder to steal and less of a money drain than the fueled generator
8. Dark shades to filter out the prevalent image of poverty all around. That way you can better fight the temptation to give all you have away to the poor all around you