Hey guys on the nairaland forum, check dis out:
Picture this:

You are driving and you are caught up with a serious hold-up. Then the unexpected happens: You need to relieve yourself (U need to shit!!!) and there is no sign of the hold-up abating nor is there any sign of a concealed place or a toilet.

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U've got no choice. I'ld had advise u find a paper inside ur car and shit there, but what about urinating?
Well u can park d car, put on d emergency lights plus caution sign like its got a prob (lock up everywhere). Then dash into the nearest bush. God help u if there are no bush. In that case just enter the nearest restaurant or public place. Dont worry your car wont be towed (dem wan fly?).

thank God there is hold up. wind-up and do in in the back seat

bunch of lazy fellows! just stick your butt outta your car window and do your thingy.
naija no send you. as long as you dont do it on anoda man's car. thats where the beef comes!

Get down and tell another guy to open his boot and do it there.

That one hard O
If there is no likelyhood of the traffic abating soon, lock up and head for the nearest fast food joint. 

U know the rest.

Aiphine where would you get a fast food joint on a highway. Just do it in another mans car and pay.

Why nt do it in ur own car if it must be done in a car.
Besides where will u find the good Samaritan that wud allow u do it in his car whether or nt u'll pay

Well you don't want to mess up your car do you, so if u don't want look for a good samaritan you would surely find one.

Or you can look for a woman then seduce her into doing her thing and do it there. If she ask why tell her you think it was semen.

hey guys i got the solution to this ridiculous riddle just catch the poster, open his mouth and do it inside simple!

Alright guys, this is getting interesting.
Clemcykul, your mouth looks like the perfet spot for a potentially dangerous and explosive release of hydrogen sulphide and some very soft squashy molecules!!!!

Hello guys, but this is looking kinda easy, so let me give you the real scenario:
Your hot date is in the car, the hold up is not going to end in the nearest hour, no fast food joints around, only banks!!!!!!!!!!!!