‎~ STRANGERS JUST CONNECTED ON BBM, CHATTING~

Charmer: Hello Sweet Girl

Sweetgal: Hi Lover Boy!

Charmer: Can I know you more please?

Sweetgal: 17, female, sweet lips, bootyliscious & Delicious, in Port Harcourt and you?

Charmer: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, Port Harcourt.

Sweetgal: You're 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad.

Charmer: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

Sweetgal: Do you have a wife?

Charmer: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.

Sweetgal: Then why do you like young girls?

Charmer: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy & with fresh bosoms & booty.

Sweetgal: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash & driving expensive cars.

Charmer: I can offer all of that and even more.

Sweetgal: I think we should meet because you are in Port harcourt and I am also here.

Charmer: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new G-guard sexy girl?

Sweetgal: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.

Charmer: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.

Sweetgal: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BB, he will be mad at me.

Charmer: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.

Sweetgal: It's a Biology assignment & my friend Lucy is assisting me.

Charmer: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?

Sweetgal: Yes.

Charmer: Exactly where in Port Harcourt are you?

Sweetgal: Woji and you?

Charmer: Mercy!!! is that you?

Sweetgal: DAD, is that you?
LWKMD 

Nyc joke , (projan)

U tried

so this is a joke?

I thought this's supposed to be in romance section

should i laff

a lil fanny tho'. . .

Dayummmm,

Nice joke@op

I approve.

^^^ another newbie up there. .

so obvious!