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Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by AmAlone: 8:31pm On Jan 27, 2012
Hi guys, I've noticed somethings about some peeps on NL
In a way they are always very 'forward' trying to correct other people
when they(the people/person) posts certain things on NL that are wrong or mistaken.
But sometimes it happens that while they're in such an hurry to
correct/mess-up this people they ended up messing up themselves even more. . .

So I'm proposing this same thing to everyone who visits this thread.
Lets mess-up the poster above us, then why trying to be a professionals
mess-up ourselves more grin grin grin grin

So I'm gonna let this begin with me
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I just got my blackberry,I will buy my pin next week  wink
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by AmAlone: 8:31pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^
Stewpid gurl, dont know all blackberry fone comes with its pin!!!
it is very obvious you don't have blackberry.
Anyways,I don't like blackberry,I prefer BB  cheesy cheesy
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by obowunmi(m): 9:16pm On Jan 27, 2012
Cute
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by sydney01(m): 11:32pm On Jan 27, 2012
Lmao!!!!! Dis guy na mumu, watz d diffrnc btw bb and blackberry Anyway wen u finally figure out ur pin u can cal me with it or add me on ppm
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 12:12am On Jan 28, 2012
^^
Olodo! U dey call with pin? Pin na ur bb identity n pls its bbm not ppm.

Anywayz i dey use cheat browse 4 my bb i no dey pay bis grin
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by AmAlone: 1:26am On Jan 28, 2012
You are very big liar!!!! there is no way you can cheat on BB liar!!!!
I'll explain to you when I get home because right now I'm still in the UK
waiting for a bike to drop me in front of my duplex in California.
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 1:57am On Jan 28, 2012
^
ya lie lie too much. U dey ur village dey claim califonia. Where u wan see bike/okada 4 there ?

Abeg mk i go join boko haram dey fight 4 peace. grin
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 4:39am On Jan 28, 2012
what kind of thread are this? Every people is lyings anyhow. What is they saying about bb, bbm, ppm, okada, boko haram, etc
Anyway this are not newspaper story.
As far as am concerning, Don can register to boko haram subsidy the form are out.
grin
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by lordspiritual(m): 6:48am On Jan 28, 2012
nobody sells boko haram forms .
Just visit their site www.applytobokoharam.org and download the form, tongue
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by oderemo(m): 7:50am On Jan 28, 2012
this is what i call a grt sence of humor.
abeg make i waka go borough of mushin go check my position for housing jare'
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 7:59am On Jan 28, 2012
lord.spiritual:

nobody sells boko haram forms .
Just visit their site www.applytobokoharam.org and download the form, tongue
I see, now we is calling on GEJ, Army, Police, Soldier, Officer, Arrester, Navy, Airforce, FBI, NYPD, Interpol, Laywer, Barister, Judge, Warden to come and strangulate a member of boko haram member, by their website they shall open their a$$. AH! am deading already grin
ode remo:

this is what i call a grt sence of humor.
abeg make i waka go borough of mushin go check my position for housing jare'
shocked you're a suspicion tongue
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 8:08am On Jan 28, 2012
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Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by AmAlone: 9:04am On Jan 28, 2012
Guys beware beause BOKO HARAM has got no offcial website, I am just coming from their head office @ Iju Ishaga, Lagos.
They confirmed this to me!!!! Anyone who is intrested in joining boko go to iju ishaga, lagos. opposite white house,
before you get sto that place they sells point and kill, just after that taxi pack. yh! Thats their head office there!!!!
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 9:08am On Jan 28, 2012
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by sydney01(m): 2:15pm On Jan 28, 2012
LwkmdooO! Erribodi wan join boko haram, evn doz wey no reach d required CGPA of 4.96, smh
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Killz3(m): 2:31pm On Jan 28, 2012
Someone said Blackberry android is better than Blackberry torch. . .pls confirm!
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by sydney01(m): 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2012
lol d guy must be a fool cos we all knw bb android runs on symbian OS jst lyk bb torch and many oda video games out der. grin
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jan 28, 2012
I don't really like dat bb android sef? I prefer nokia 3310, the camera is sharper. cool
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by bunmioguns(m): 6:04am On Jan 29, 2012
hahaha, who told u dt Nokia 3310 camera is sharp, if u don use nokia 2626 snap urself, believe me, u go think na digital camera u dey use
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by dani1luv: 7:21am On Jan 29, 2012
what? Nokia 2626?? Am nt sure it has a camera lens, bh one tin i lyk abt dat fone is the wi-fi, vewi sharp lyk dat of motorola c1-01
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 7:40am On Jan 29, 2012
the new bb nokia 5110s comes with a windows 7.5 mango OS but can also be formatted with windows 8. It depends on the kind of pin you want
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by AmAlone: 10:20am On Jan 29, 2012
lol!!! @ bb nokia 5110s comes with a windows 7.5, man, it is actually called Vx Iphone 4.
Anyone here know where i can repair my range rover sport 2015 model(animal edition)?? Please advice grin grin
What I love about this car is the bonnet that looks like a shark, and it interior leather was made of a white man's skin
Not too dull, not too shiny!!!! Comes with a brazillian hair too!!!
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by sydney01(m): 7:26pm On Jan 29, 2012
LwkmooO dude u are mad, wetn concern brazilllian hair n car lol its nt hygenic man, do u knw d kind of fertilzer dey use in growin dat hair in otta farm?? Hmmm dnt go der
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by sutoboy(m): 11:14pm On Jan 29, 2012
hehehehehehehehe abeg make we stop! we too dey disgrace our country oh!

Booqee abeg no forget to bring my salad!remember i luv taking it warm!and mak u help me bring my shawama inside flask so i go drink a after eating the hot salad!
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 12:47am On Jan 30, 2012
^^

oboy shift go front, u wan derail? Salad longer throat!


@sydney na real wa 4 u, hw brazilian hair use grow 4 otta farm. D brazilian hair is gotten 4rm d different oil rigs dat shell n chevron are drilling at ABA!
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 7:10am On Jan 30, 2012
interesting news for you Nairalanders, GEJ has approved the following the help cushion the impact of fuel subsidy
1. importation of garri from Jamaica
2. importation of palm-wine from Niger republic
3. importation of melon from Chad
4. importation of fresh fish from UK
5. importation of sachet water from Germany
6. importation of palm oil from Holland
7. importation of english teachers from Pakistan
8. production of new Peugeot buses in Onitsha
9. production of new Mazda 626 wagons in Aba
10. production of animal skin shoes especially for school aged children in Yenagoa.

These he said are pressing areas that need urgent attention. And has enjoined all Nigerians to key into this opportunity to help alleviate poverty.
#happydays
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 7:41am On Jan 30, 2012
^^^ what a thread!!!!!!!!!! rubbrish! angry

why has everyone gone so uncreative! mstchewww! lipsrsealed

i don't comment in threads like this!

*swaggerz outta thread!*
cool

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Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 9:15am On Jan 30, 2012
^^
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by nellycul28(m): 1:08am On Jan 31, 2012
i love naija jorr!!
If u sleep on top bike,u go dey feel like jay-z
LG split-unit no reach,


grin
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 7:48am On Jan 31, 2012
Am Alone:

lol!!! @ bb nokia 5110s comes with a windows 7.5, man, it is actually called Vx Iphone 4.
Anyone here know where i can repair my range rover sport 2015 model(animal edition)?? Please advice grin grin
What I love about this car is the bonnet that looks like a shark, and it interior leather was made of a white man's skin
Not too dull, not too shiny!!!! Comes with a brazillian hair too!!!
Advice: YABA left grin You can find properly qualified Engineers there. So Otooro told me, he also fixed his range rover sport 2015 model(X class) there. wink
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 31, 2012
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by oderemo(m): 10:10am On Jan 31, 2012
^^^ what a thread!!!!!!!!!! rubbrish!

why has everyone gone so uncreative! mstchewww!

i don't comment in threads like this!

*swaggerz outta thread
!*
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