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F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 28, 2012
F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmless if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids and fruits.
5. Try to f*** indoors cause it can save your
valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level. So, FASTING is gud 4 ur
health! God bless ur dirty mind!!!
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by Nobody: 11:19pm On Jan 28, 2012
JOKE GRADE: F






REMARK: U Disappoint me alot, why?
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by Nobody: 12:10am On Jan 29, 2012
booqee:

F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmless if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids and fruits.
5. Try to f*** indoors cause it can save your
valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level. So, FASTING is gud 4 ur
health! God bless ur dirty mind!!!
u got me there, imagine,
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by oderemo(m): 1:48am On Jan 29, 2012
booki, your joke is all abt,4king,
whe last you put them to test,?
u are sick.
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by bunmioguns(m): 5:14am On Jan 29, 2012
Booque dont mind dem jare, bt shey na dis kind joke u wan make dem put for homepage And infact u r nt d first person to post it cos it had been posted by KellyNoah
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by oderemo(m): 8:15am On Jan 29, 2012
i just checked , that your profile picture sef put me of s/e/x,
damn.
next.
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by ekeroyal(m): 8:18am On Jan 29, 2012
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by bakila: 10:18am On Jan 29, 2012
Ode remo longer throat she fastin think she had u spot on. Pictures lie sometimes. Since you have researched to her profile go futher
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jan 29, 2012
@bunmioguns. Lailai! na kellynoah copy me oh. angry

@Its fasting, not 4ukin, as u say. The joke's meant to make u think so, dirty mind! tongue

@Oderemo. I don't understand ur comment, come again undecided
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jan 29, 2012
And why in dis world are u checking my profile picture?? undecided Mtcheww
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by StudioCFR(m): 4:09pm On Jan 29, 2012
Boogee
I like your jokes especially dis one
Could u please text me your bb pin?

grin
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by drnairalov: 4:14pm On Jan 29, 2012
HE HE HE HE FUNNY could u pls text me ur 2go pin
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by joerux60: 10:20am On Jan 30, 2012
ha ha that's funny.
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by angelz(f): 10:59am On Jan 30, 2012
@ poster. u r d 1 with a dirty mind.
l wasnt thinkin of anytin immoral
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by joerux60: 11:03am On Jan 30, 2012
Let's see how misleading, this one is!


Biology Class
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to
10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy, the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady, first,
you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for
a big disappointment!"
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jan 30, 2012
angelz:

@ poster. u r d 1 with a dirty mind.
l wasnt thinkin of anytin immoral
you're a very big liar! tongue
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by Nobody: 1:26pm On Jan 30, 2012
joerux60:

Let's see how misleading, this one is!


Biology Class
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to
10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy, the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady, first,
you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for
a big disappointment!"

hahaha! Oh my goodness! cheesy
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by joerux60: 1:48pm On Jan 30, 2012
let's add this one as well!

I want to suck you, lick you, wanna move my tongue all over you, wanna feel you in my mouth, yep, that's how u, eat an ice cream!
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by bunmioguns(m): 1:57pm On Jan 30, 2012
joerux60:

let's add this one as well!

I want to suck you,  lick you,  wanna move my tongue all over you, wanna feel you in my mouth, yep, that's how u, eat an ice cream!


Thank You, We don see you tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by joerux60: 2:11pm On Jan 30, 2012
we don see you means we haven't seen you is that correct!

let's mislead again

You Took Me Home, Took My Top Off And You Put Your Lips All Over Me.
Thank God I’m onl a Fanta.
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by bunmioguns(m): 2:14pm On Jan 30, 2012
joerux60:

we don see you means we haven't seen you is that correct!

let's mislead again

You Took Me Home, Took My Top Off And You Put Your Lips All Over Me.
Thank God I’m onl a Fanta.

undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by MrResource(m): 7:08pm On Jan 30, 2012
@joe. . .i don't understand this last one undecided
Re: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by sutoboy(m): 10:46am On Feb 01, 2012
studio get better problem pass otooro and donkollione

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