A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex
with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw
$1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend
down to pick it up, I'll be done." She thought for
a moment then called her boyfriend and told him
the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him
for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he
won't even have enough time to UnCloth himself."
She agrees. After half an hour passes, the
boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what
happened?" She responds, "The bastard used
coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still
having sex with me!".

Hahaha