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Otooro In Asylum by ekeroyal(m): 7:43am On Jan 30, 2012
Okies buddies, hope your weekend was great. It's time to crack ya ribs once more (MUST READ)

Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back."

But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass." He turns to the first lunatic and says "What's three times three?" The lunatic starts counting on his fingers "3, 7, 19, 38?. Is it 128?"

The doctor shakes his head and turns to the next lunatic: "What's three times three?" The lunatic immediately shouts "WEDNESDAY!" The doctor, beginning to get disgusted turns to the last lunatic: What's three times three?"

The lunatic thinks for a moment and then asks for a pencil and a piece of paper. That provided, she writes for some time furiously, and finally looks up and says "Nine."

The doctor is amazed, but true to his word he begins filling out the pass. As he's writing he says "This is incredible, you've always been thoroughly insane. How'd you do it?" The lunatic responds, "Oh, it was easy I divided 128 by Wednesday!!!."

**How did the third lunatic come to this answer? If you know, pls tell us**
Re: Otooro In Asylum by Nobody: 7:49am On Jan 30, 2012
is this a joke or a tutorial centre!

moderators can u move this crap and poster to the education section, pls?! angry

mstchewww!

angry

check my topic tongue
Re: Otooro In Asylum by ekeroyal(m): 7:54am On Jan 30, 2012
^^


You're dead now!!
Re: Otooro In Asylum by sutoboy(m): 10:59am On Feb 01, 2012
thou sha not die but can sick and heal so thee can start writing rubbish on nairaland again

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