During a visit to a mental asylum;a visitor asked d Medical Director what d criterion was, dt defined whether or not a patient shd b institutionalised.

"Well,said d MD:We fill up a bathtub,dn we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket 2 patient nd ask him/her 2 empty d bathtub".

Oh!,"I understand" said d visitor."A normal person would use d bucket cos it's bigger dn d spoon nd teacup.

The MD looked @ him suspiciously nd ordered him 2 be taken 2 d ward for admission.He was assumed to be mentally impotent too nd placed his bed near d window . . Cos a normal person would have pulled d plug

Cos a normal human beign wud have removed the plug in the bathtub instead. Hope i dont nid a bed as well?

elowa.U're discharged

How many years have u spent dr?

lol

@joke
lol
aristole hi

Clemcy
Fine.

tnx, i can see ur learning ur ABC very well, kip it going

@ dani
tnx.

@dani,

What brought d insinuation?

lol.

Na Clem be the visitor.

aristole:

elowa.U're discharged

How many years have u spent dr?

Freedom at last

@elowa.

How d chicks now?

@ joke-nice one

lol

fanx u all i aim to please u

ure welcome

@Lola

Thanks.

D1KeleVra:

lol.

Na Clem be the visitor.

no na romade and clem

Na u go sabi!

Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnn

talk na?? abi u don allow dickele dey kiss u?

qiuuuuuuuu

just open ur store & stop picking fyt 4 early mor mor

wen u no gree com buy market nko?

ur market tu cost jare

wetin una dey sell?

ota pia pia

How much?

U're too poor to buy.

U cant afford to buy my stuufs now.