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Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 2:32pm On Feb 01, 2012
A young lady dialled her number on her boyfriends fone to see if her name was saved with sweet names such as Sweetie Pie, Honey,my Love etc. Unfortunately she collapsed when she saw that her name was stored as Jerry the Plumber, May you laugh all 2ru dis month IJN, Amen.
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 2:43pm On Feb 01, 2012
Skale studio u must bi mad,crazy,dork for putting on this funny joke without a good title

u think say we go dey beg u mak u no go?

ode oshi!
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 2:53pm On Feb 01, 2012
No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 2:55pm On Feb 01, 2012
u mean fashion designer?

omo na senegal go fit you oh
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 3:04pm On Feb 01, 2012
Any tongue raise against me shall be condemned
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 3:07pm On Feb 01, 2012
mumu na tongue i dey use type abi?

oya talk another one!

i bi deaf and dumb now
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by bingbagbo(m): 3:09pm On Feb 01, 2012
JOKE GRADING: F




REMARKS: NOT SURPRISED,   A  JOKE FROM  STALES  WILL ALWAYS BE STALE!!!
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 3:11pm On Feb 01, 2012
skales am outta here this tin is here above me again
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by Dyt(f): 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2012
old joke
stale
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 3:26pm On Feb 01, 2012
u too dey talk say one joke old?


ahahahah wonder shall never end
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by Nobody: 3:50pm On Feb 01, 2012
Dis joke wey i bin wan copy n paste since last yr. cheesy





YOUNG STALES NA U BIKO. tongue grin grin
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 3:52pm On Feb 01, 2012
where re u from?
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by Nobody: 4:08pm On Feb 01, 2012
Am 4rm BIAFRA. Ng is 4cked!
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 4:17pm On Feb 01, 2012
na why ur think faculty is so low bi that
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 4:25pm On Feb 01, 2012
Everyday I try to make nlanders happy, But what I get in return is hate and jealousy

Why me?
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 4:26pm On Feb 01, 2012
no mind them joor let make our own group and it will be the best rather then that useless projan
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 4:31pm On Feb 01, 2012
Who is projan?
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 4:33pm On Feb 01, 2012
no mind them oh na so call dat Bin and Donkollie group oh
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 4:52pm On Feb 01, 2012
Lol secret cult abi? Its good to know lol
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by kodewrita(m): 4:53pm On Feb 01, 2012
Can you smell the beef in the air??

Boring joke, yes but why the insults.
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 7:21pm On Feb 01, 2012
must you talk?eediot
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 7:47pm On Feb 01, 2012
The beef too much, dem just dey beef me cuz of my popularity
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by oderemo(m): 8:26pm On Feb 01, 2012
cant keep agud man down, either skale or studio, boy know how to crack it.
nice one there my youth.
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 9:50pm On Feb 01, 2012
Thanks man lol hehheehehehehe
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 12:49am On Feb 02, 2012
keep laffin alaye
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by bunmioguns(m): 5:21am On Feb 02, 2012
I don post dis joke for nairaland before nw. . . . . .arrgh, no wonder, na skales no stales post am. . .
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by skales(m): 6:13am On Feb 02, 2012
Stop barking like a pregnant woman boy, Why talent like me go wan copy bunmioguns like you?


Mtchew

U think sey na bag of beans we dey sell here?
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by mustspin: 9:47am On Feb 02, 2012
@op, oya hold ur prick nd swear say no be copy and paste u do angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by ekeroyal(m): 2:47pm On Feb 02, 2012
mustspin:

@op, oya hold ur prick nd swear say no be copy and paste u do angry angry angry angry angry

Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by bunmioguns(m): 4:19pm On Feb 02, 2012
@skalesstales, check dis https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-744629.0.html and see who is lying undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by Nobody: 1:06pm On Feb 03, 2012
mustspin:

@op, oya hold ur prick nd swear say no be copy and paste u do angry angry angry angry angry
hahaha! gosh! Dis is d real joke in dis thread!
Re: Why I Want To Leave Nairaland by sutoboy(m): 1:07pm On Feb 03, 2012
ashawo iyawo Donkollione na wetin u see bi that abi?PRICK

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