A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel uneasy; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his items.

"That comes to 20,000 naira," said the clerk.

"How come so much ,  I only bought 5 items, "

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too."

Yeeeeeeeeeee very cunning of her.
Stop that theiving old lady b4 she goes any further.

That woman mah that guy real hard *thinks it happened to poster*

ole

What an old woman!

tope eeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
wetin i do u na?
If na mimiko I go leave her for u o. make i rest

Heard the joke long time ago but it still rocks.

@poster
thanks for reminding me. kip it up. I think u have potential

the woman must be a naija woman. that is offline yahoo yahoo she played the young boy

Vipico don't mind my words ride on you'll be the perfect catch for her.

@ tope
how would u know?
y u dey arrange man for me now what re u there for?

I wasn't arranging a man for you, vipico was arranging himself for you. And he taught i was in the way. So i told him to ride on.

HEYY iteun why art thou so stingy

so if my grandma hadnt been wise enuf,so u wouldnt have paid for ehhh

ok u'll see what i'll do to u wen u come to my village for kolanuts dont just worry

phew!

Nothing like arranging myself for her.
Already mimiko na my babe !

*signs*