A friend just sent this to me.

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.  Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.  But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.  But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

See, men just don't listen!!

;DReally funny, he should have obeyed

He shouldn't have talked to the parrot he should have killed the parrot instead without making any sound.

yeah he should ve bitten its head off

Wow, I wonder what spike did to the poor guy!

yeye parrot!

THATS my ideal bird lol

Simple instruction!

Migines:

Simple instruction!

E hard man to hear.
Just hope e learnt is lesson. LOL

the bird and dog sabi wetin dem dey do

Aiphie:

E hard man to hear.

On the contrary, i guess it would have been worse with women. They would have raised a whole lotta conversation with the parrot and Spike would have had a ball.

John had a party to attend with his girl and friends, a teen party kind of and the dad beingg a single parent was taking a date to a party.Joohn walked up to his dad and said,"dad,can i go to a party?". The dad replied, "sure son, as long as you promise me that you will be  back before me". John said,"back before me.are you going out?".Dad replied,"sort of.Infact i have a date i met over the internet and she is taking me to this great party".Since the dad was over 60, john thought that his date must be someone of his dad's age.John knew that ever since mum died, he hasn't seen dad date other women.So this was good news to john because this will make his dad to say bye to depression his dad put up with 6 yrs mum died.John said"well, good luck to u with ur date assuming  they were going to a ball party".John told his girl and friends that his dad his dad was going to a ball party with his date.When john set out with his friends and girl to the teen party.getting there, who do they see on stage,dad and his(john's) ex stripping,getting there groove on and having fun.leaving john and friends shocked and there jaws almost dropping on the floor.

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anyway dats a funny joke nice try

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What would have happened to the poor guy.

ebubeki:

John had a party to attend with his girl and friends, a teen party kind of and the dad beingg a single parent was taking a date to a party.Joohn walked up to his dad and said,"dad,can i go to a party?". The dad replied, "sure son, as long as you promise me that you will be back before me". John said,"back before me.are you going out?".Dad replied,"sort of.Infact i have a date i met over the internet and she is taking me to this great party".Since the dad was over 60, john thought that his date must be someone of his dad's age.John knew that ever since mum died, he hasn't seen dad date other women.So this was good news to john because this will make his dad to say bye to depression his dad put up with 6 years mum died.John said"well, good luck to u with your date assuming they were going to a ball party".John told his girl and friends that his dad his dad was going to a ball party with his date.When john set out with his friends and girl to the teen party.getting there, who do they see on stage,dad and his(john's) ex stripping,getting there groove on and having fun.leaving john and friends shocked and there jaws almost dropping on the floor.

Looks like i'm kina stale here. is that supposed to be a joke or what?

very funny,men dont listen

typical of men to flaunt orders
well he had it

poor guy, spike must have had him for lunch

But wait a minute what did spike actually do to him.

@tope i think spike fed it some dog food

Abeg, Mr. Parrot, I just dey play.
Me and you be paddy.
Pls tell spike not to finish my other leg