STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM

But he didn't answer any question wrong!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: his last battle

Q2: Where was the declaration of Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.

Q3: River Kanji flows in which state?
A : liquid

Q4: What is the main reason for failure?
A: exams

Q5: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage

Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner

Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half

Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
A: it will simply become wet

Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at night.

Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: you will never find an elephant that has only one hand

Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A: very large hands.

Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

lol

Nice one man! Nice.

Nice Joke. . . .Congratulatuon, u av been automatically employed into Projan Crew with which am d preident, donkoline is my messenger while Bin is my cleaner. . . . U wil be my General Secretary,

@bunmi. . . U hv commited treason n u must pay accordingly. I liv u in d hands of bin 4 d final verdict

@donkoline. . . . Even Bin sef dey fear me nw, Bin wey jst piss all ard , do u think its easy to become a president

na wa o . . Everything bin bin bin bin . .bin this bin that.
Dem use Bin swear for you?
Are you his slave or did he place you under a spell or what?
Mtchew

@kin . Shift now mk i talk to human being

@bin . . Ehen. U will b suspended if u continue lyk dis u beta REPENT!

if em don echant you,you go know?
Mtchew!

choi.
See typo!

DONkollione:

@kin . Shift now mk i talk to human being

U dey mind dt yeye boy. . . .abeg, jst dey ignore his comment wherever u see am

educated Illiterate!

good one

thumbs up poster, ride on!!

i luv dis



come NPJC love you

Nice joke

sutoboy:

i luv dis



come NPJC love you

He is already in Projan

bunmioguns:

He is already in Projan

ask him ur self!

projan never settle now

u don impeach ur president now