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Joking Applicant by Basics007: 7:06am On Feb 07, 2012
A fresh graduate just finished an interview and was invited inte the director's office.
Director:Ur cv is very impressive. And u performed so well in d interview.
Applicant:thank u sir.
Dir: So how much do u think ur startin salary can be?
App: Hmmm. Maybe about 3m sir.
Dir: Ok. Actually we want to start with 4m. With a range rover jeep, a 4bedroom apartment in lekki, complete wardrobe and a yearly holiday in the bahamas.
App: What?! You must be jokin sir!!
Dir: You started it!
Re: Joking Applicant by deekseen(m): 8:17am On Feb 07, 2012
Hehehehehehehe
Re: Joking Applicant by sutoboy(m): 8:24am On Feb 07, 2012
seen!


old joke
Re: Joking Applicant by deekseen(m): 8:56am On Feb 07, 2012
Yeah, it's old. But joke still dey inside.
Re: Joking Applicant by sutoboy(m): 9:12am On Feb 07, 2012
ehn keep laffin then
Re: Joking Applicant by Basics007: 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2012
deekseen:

Yeah, it's old. But joke still dey inside.
Thanks joo.
Re: Joking Applicant by 1stKlass(f): 1:29pm On Feb 07, 2012
Hahaha that was funny!
Re: Joking Applicant by Nobody: 5:06pm On Feb 07, 2012
Ehn ehn! Dis what i call a jokesmiley not those copy and paste from sutoboy cool
Re: Joking Applicant by mustspin: 5:20pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^^^ its actually a very fresh copy and paste tongue tongue tongue tongue.
Re: Joking Applicant by Basics007: 9:06pm On Feb 07, 2012
booqee:

Ehn ehn! Dis what i call a jokesmiley not those copy and paste from sutoboy cool
Thanks maami!
Re: Joking Applicant by Basics007: 9:09pm On Feb 07, 2012
mustspin:

^^^^ its actually a very fresh copy and paste tongue tongue tongue tongue.
The reality is that how many jokes are original on this board? Let's just have fun and leave matter for martha
Re: Joking Applicant by sutoboy(m): 9:41am On Feb 08, 2012
oh Lord save me frm dat Booqee oh
Re: Joking Applicant by Nobody: 10:38am On Feb 08, 2012
@basics. . PROJAN doesnt do copy n paste ask booqee. @suto. . Lol. cheesy
Re: Joking Applicant by sutoboy(m): 10:57am On Feb 08, 2012
na so so laf u go dey laf, she dey abuse me now una no talk useless set of projan
Re: Joking Applicant by mandsignal(m): 9:43pm On May 13, 2012
www.nairaland.com/937012/baddest-joke-9ja-police#10817333
Re: Joking Applicant by kunlery911(m): 12:15am On May 14, 2012
haha really funny am still laughing
Re: Joking Applicant by zamirikpo(m): 5:08pm On May 14, 2012
hahahahahahahahahahah....hmhmhmhmhmhmhm......hmmmm....hmmm......nd i was already envyig the young man.....heheheh..still laffing, tears coming down.

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