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| It Girls by gendebs(m): 1:21am On Feb 09, 2012 |
CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster. And makes noise while at it! EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . And the other two you already knew! HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER. FLASH DISK GIRLS These ones are used on too many machines and are responsible for spreading dangerous viruses INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access. And they are slow too. And the fast ones are costly! MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She makes horrible thing look beautiful. SCREENSAVER GIRLS Good to be seen. Otherwise she is good for nothing. But at least she is beautiful. RAM GIRLS She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS’ GIRLS Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her. GOOGLE GIRLS Know it alls. STAY AWAY FROM THESE ONES! VIRUS GIRLS Also known as “wife”. When u are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all ur resources. If u try to uninstall her u will lose something, if u don’t try 2 uninstall her you will lose everything… So … what type are you or what type have you met?And guys,wht type u wanna hook up with this valentine? |
| Re: It Girls by Nobody: 8:28am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Nice analogies, I'd say I have experience with all them sorts up there especially the Virus Girl. As per valentine please count me out I'm on break. |
| Re: It Girls by Nobody: 8:29am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Nice analogies, I'd say I have experience with all them sorts up there especially the Virus Girl. As per valentine please count me out I'm on break. |
| Re: It Girls by gendebs(m): 10:46am On Feb 09, 2012 |
fresh_dude:bros u dey vex o. U mean u have encountered all d categories of the girls mentioned, |
| Re: It Girls by LogicMind: 11:05am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Mine is a MAC elegant strong reliable reputable accepts softwares from only one source: mine virus-free user friendly not cheap makes me happy happy valentine baby. |
| Re: It Girls by gendebs(m): 12:11pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
[/quote][quote author=Logic Mind link=topic=866472.msg10156840#msg10156840 date=1328781938]bros u greedy ooo. Chop alone die alone |
| Re: It Girls by Dyt(f): 12:16pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
hmmmmm |
| Re: It Girls by Nobody: 12:38pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Nice one |
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