Life is sexually transmitted.


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Men have two emotions: Hungry and Hot.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.



Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.


If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Feel free to add more........

u tried

Very Dry...ur name shud b dryake

Thanks @BunmiOguns

@gr8Anima Help me pour cold water........

U tried.....jst nided more flavour.... U tried.....jst nided more flavour....

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