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Lovers, Haha by dani1luv: 6:16am On Feb 09, 2012 |
2LOVERS ON 2GO Babe: Baby do u still luv me like before? Guy: Yes luv! My luv for u will never change. Babe: Dats my babyyyy!!!!! Babe: I want u to buy me somtin. Guy: Just name it Babe: Its just one BB porsche sha, Guy: No problem. just find out d price and let me knw Babe:Its 450 000 naira Guy: Is it manual or authomatic? is it still in a good shape,as in,d engine. Have u checked d fuel consumption too? Babe: Honey, it's not a car o. its a phone. Guy: A phone?! Guy: Dat means it will have a fridge,generator set,plasma and a wardrobe,abi? Babe: Are u buyin it or not? Guy: Pls am not o! I cant! Babe: Helloooooo! Guy: Hiiiiiiiii ! Babe: Dont even border again. I'll call alhaji to get it for me dis evenin. Guy: Better still, call Atiku. He will be faster. Babe: I am going to delete u 4rm my list Guy: Is ur fone hanging? Cos I have deleted u since u mentioned porsche. Guy: Idot! Baskard! Oloshi! Oloriburuku! How much is bride price even in igbo land sef. . . |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 8:13am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Dis happened real life between u and a gurl. I'm very sure of dat! Anyway not too funny. As a mod, u should be the most hilarious in dis section. |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 8:17am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Dis is copy n paste #gbam . .(i go ban u oo) |
Re: Lovers, Haha by dani1luv: 10:31am On Feb 09, 2012 |
@boqee, I am jhor, its cos am a mod, datz y i caution the way i post sometimes, not easy though. . Probably cos u havent seen my previous jokes, @Don go tell fowl |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Homar(m): 3:38pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Dani you suck. |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 4:03pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
@Dani, u try small. . . . . it's all over fcbk already try harder as per mod na |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 4:08pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
@dani dont u think pipo dat do copy n paste should receive capital punishment---->BAN! The copy n paste 4 hia don dey comot 4rm hand dey enter mouth oo. >(: |
Re: Lovers, Haha by bunmioguns(m): 5:18pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
am really dissapointed dt my dearest mod cld also do copy and paste. . . |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Kinezeala(m): 6:54pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
@Homar, Dani na person? Rubbish! |
Re: Lovers, Haha by dani1luv: 8:42pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Mehn, so I got haterz sha. .even on nairaland. .tot twas only on 2go sha @don there is na, av even served my punishment sef @Homar, ok . . I agree |
Re: Lovers, Haha by dani1luv: 8:45pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
@otooro, pls whats fcbuk? |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 9:13pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
dani1luv: |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 9:34pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
@dani. . . . Wetin b d punishment mk i know now? Bcus i wan buy photocopying machine. |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Kinezeala(m): 10:37pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
why wont everybody hate you? When you are so partial,bias and wicked. Nonsense! |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 12:18am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^ come! who dey reason u 4 dis section sef? Just dey beef urself. . Lyk say mod get ur tym. Go sitdown 4 duurty jare. Mtcheew |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 7:36am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^^ must u bark at everyone u see on here! mstchewwww |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 7:58am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^^^ buh, that was harsh ooo. . . .@ |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Kinezeala(m): 8:09am On Feb 10, 2012 |
Otooro talk better thing jor. |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 8:31am On Feb 10, 2012 |
hmmnn |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Kinezeala(m): 8:58am On Feb 10, 2012 |
your wife wanna give me a hug? Thats alright then. |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 11:06am On Feb 10, 2012 |
Otooro u b my frend but pls dont push me to d wall. . @mikuz abi kinezeala . . . Hv u realised dat u re d driest poster in nairaland? U just type jargons without meaning n only u laffs. Grow up 4rm dis ur childishness. U RE NOT FUNNY! i'll stop here. . . "at d right tym" |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 11:32am On Feb 10, 2012 |
@donko, u are my friend, but the last tym i checked, there are no walls in NL so how can u get pushed to the wall mstchewww@ my friend, donko! |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 10:31pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Why do UNFUNNY posters rage? (mikuz/kinezeala . .otooro) . .u r unfunny wat do u want me to do? CRY! or do u want to deny dat u re not funny? Help urself. Pls spare me d bullshit n quit nairaland. I beg of u kid! Hehe |
Re: Lovers, Haha by Nobody: 10:33pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
smh |
Re: Lovers, Haha by dejoca(f): 7:38pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
D gurl na oleburuku |
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