2LOVERS ON 2GO

Babe: Baby do u still luv
me like
before?
Guy: Yes luv! My luv for u
will
never change.
Babe: Dats my babyyyy!!!!!
Babe: I want u to buy me
somtin.
Guy: Just name it
Babe: Its just one BB
porsche
sha,
Guy: No problem. just find
out d
price and let me knw
Babe:Its 450 000 naira
Guy: Is it manual or
authomatic?
is it still in a good shape,as
in,d
engine. Have u checked d
fuel
consumption too?

Babe: Honey, it's not a car
o. its a
phone.

Guy: A phone?!
Guy: Dat means it will
have a
fridge,generator
set,plasma and
a wardrobe,abi?
Babe: Are u buyin it or
not?
Guy: Pls am not o! I cant!
Babe: Helloooooo!
Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: Dont even border
again. I'll
call alhaji to get it for me
dis
evenin.
Guy: Better still, call Atiku.
He will
be faster.
Babe: I am going to delete
u 4rm my list
Guy: Is ur fone hanging?
Cos I
have deleted u since u
mentioned porsche.
Guy: Idot! Baskard! Oloshi! Oloriburuku! How much is
bride
price even in igbo land sef. . .

Dis happened real life between u and a gurl. I'm very sure of dat! Anyway not too funny. As a mod, u should be the most hilarious in dis section.

Dis is copy n paste #gbam . .(i go ban u oo)

@boqee, I am jhor, its cos am a mod, datz y i caution the way i post sometimes, not easy though. . Probably cos u havent seen my previous jokes,


@Don
go tell fowl

Dani you suck.

@Dani, u try small. . . . . it's all over fcbk already

try harder as per mod na

@dani
dont u think pipo dat do copy n paste should receive capital punishment---->BAN!

The copy n paste 4 hia don dey comot 4rm hand dey enter mouth oo. >(:

am really dissapointed dt my dearest mod cld also do copy and paste. . .

@Homar,
Dani na person?
Rubbish!

Mehn, so I got haterz sha. .even on nairaland. .tot twas only on 2go sha


@don
there is na, av even served my punishment sef


@Homar, ok . . I agree

@otooro, pls whats fcbuk?

dani1luv:

@otooro, pls whats fcbuk?

facebook

@dani. . . . Wetin b d punishment mk i know now? Bcus i wan buy photocopying machine.

why wont everybody hate you?
When you are so partial,bias and wicked.
Nonsense!

^^

come! who dey reason u 4 dis section sef? Just dey beef urself. . Lyk say mod get ur tym. Go sitdown 4 duurty jare. Mtcheew

^^^ dogdonkowateva,

must u bark at everyone u see on here!
mstchewwww

^^^^

buh, that was harsh ooo. . . .@low lifes

Otooro talk better thing jor.

hmmnn

your wife wanna give me a hug?
Thats alright then.

Otooro u b my frend but pls dont push me to d wall. .


@mikuz abi kinezeala . . . Hv u realised dat u re d driest poster in nairaland? U just type jargons without meaning n only u laffs. Grow up 4rm dis ur childishness. U RE NOT FUNNY!



i'll stop here. . . "at d right tym"

@donko,

u are my friend, but the last tym i checked,
there are no walls in NL

so how can u get pushed to the wall

mstchewww@ my friend, donko!

Why do UNFUNNY posters rage? (mikuz/kinezeala . .otooro) . .u r unfunny wat do u want me to do? CRY! or do u want to deny dat u re not funny? Help urself.


Pls spare me d bullshit n quit nairaland. I beg of u kid! Hehe

smh

D gurl na oleburuku