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| Stingy by ARareGem(f): 8:13pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
My boyfriend of 15 years, 9 months, 2 days and 4 hours just broke up with me. He said he could no longer keep up with my demands. Everyone knows I'm not that demanding. But I just asked for a private jet and he didn't even have the curtsy to give me the £4,000 I was supposed to use for shopping in Dubai. Now what am I going to do? I was looking forward to that trip.   |
| Re: Stingy by mikuz(m): 8:49pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
strangle him to death already.what are you waiting for? I dont advice guys to be this stingy. You need to see my girl. I bought her the moon. |
| Re: Stingy by dani1luv: 9:43pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
ARareGem:So  I have never done this?BUh seriously is this a Joke?? Am impressed though |
| Re: Stingy by oderemo(m): 9:47pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
what is this all abt. joke rating. 0%%. |
| Re: Stingy by mikuz(m): 10:46pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
^ abeg clear make i see fine fine babes for front! |
| Re: Stingy by sutoboy(m): 11:33pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
ode remo projan CSO wetin u dey find? |
| Re: Stingy by ARareGem(f): 11:48pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
This is not a joke obviously. It's an ETC. Besides, if u can't find humour in it, feel free to walk into a lion's den. Er, Oga Dani, I'm so glad I could impress you.  Mikuz, you gave her the moon? Wow!  |
| Re: Stingy by sutoboy(m): 11:51pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
abeg na u bi ARareGem? |
| Re: Stingy by mikuz(m): 11:53pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
no, na her niece! |
| Re: Stingy by sutoboy(m): 11:54pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
wasere!!! i dey notice am too! why u kan lov her now? |
| Re: Stingy by mikuz(m): 11:54pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
Araregem yeah, and i could give you more! |
| Re: Stingy by ARareGem(f): 11:56pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
^ Can I help you? |
| Re: Stingy by sutoboy(m): 11:57pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
i wan go slow! mama don dey find me! na hide i go hide! chai she go beat me dis night cos na her fone i take dey browse |
| Re: Stingy by mikuz(m): 12:07am On Feb 13, 2012 |
Araregem i need you now. You wan make i die first? |
| Re: Stingy by Nobody: 7:28am On Feb 13, 2012 |
Nice jokes |
| Re: Stingy by skales(m): 11:25am On Feb 13, 2012 |
Araregem Step up your game please, *nd stop telling us nonsense tales by the moonlight Ode Exits stale thread |
| Re: Stingy by ARareGem(f): 3:24pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Hehe. Ode Remo=Stales=Studio Cfr=Same person. . . but I don't give a hoot. I even hear that you're also Bushy Anus. Studio, only you with a 100 ids? If you like open 50 more, that's your stress. I already told you, if you can't find humour in it, then exit my thread, walk into a lion's den, get chewed ever. . . so. . . slowly and DIE. Mtchew. Orhuvwe! *Singing to myself: He wouldn't leave me alone, always calling my phone. . . File! Ah, im no gree. . . Just tell me why me?* Hehehe. |
| Re: Stingy by skales(m): 3:40pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
U talk dis way whenever u are seeing your period I'm an understanding guy, Aint gonnn kick your sagged arse |
| Re: Stingy by ARareGem(f): 6:56pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
^Don't you wish. Hehehe *Continues singing Why me?* PretiEbony: PretiEbony, it have tey! Hope you're good dearie. |
| Re: Stingy by skales(m): 7:16pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Everyday of my life I try to make people on nairaland happy But what I get in return is hate and jealousy |
| Re: Stingy by Nobody: 7:41pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Ah ah. . .dis is still funny nah. Not even for etc, its okay for joke. Nice one. I'm feeling you. |
| Re: Stingy by Nobody: 7:49pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
skales:hmm, u don come again with dis ur national anthem.  when are u going to come up with d pledge? and come oh, dude. . .did u just say everyday of ur life?? Don't u have better tinz to do other dan living ur life in nairaland?? Dats so pathetic. I think u need help. |
| Re: Stingy by ARareGem(f): 7:53pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
booqee: Better person, thank you. |
| Re: Stingy by skales(m): 7:55pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Booqeeee luv U no bussy pass me in real life but I tryna squeeze out time to relate with folks on nairaland And I'm so loved by many , and yes I'm that choosy type lol I choosed u cuz u are flat chested, sagged arsee and dark skinned Can't u bleach? |
| Re: Stingy by Agybabe(f): 8:37pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
*enters thread* hello ARareGem you have got a cool joke here. |
| Re: Stingy by Nobody: 8:57pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Agybabe long time skales:jeez. . . . ! damn u! |
| Re: Stingy by Nobody: 8:57pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Agybabe long time skales:jeez. . . . ! damn u! |
| Re: Stingy by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
hehehehe so fanny, i'm so loffing laffing now make me laff |
| Re: Stingy by skales(m): 10:23pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
booqee: Don't hate boosqee bosqee |
| Re: Stingy by Agybabe(f): 10:55pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
@booqee I have missed you all |
| Re: Stingy by sutoboy(m): 11:01pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
u no miss me? |
| Re: Stingy by ARareGem(f): 10:32am On Feb 14, 2012 |
Agybabe: Hello, how have you been?  |
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