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Psalm 129 by nicetohave(m): 2:53pm On Feb 02, 2006
A priest offered a lift to a Nun.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcingher gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling ! the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg .

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Re: Psalm 129 by LondonCool(m): 10:29am On Feb 22, 2007
Nice one
Re: Psalm 129 by Genial(m): 1:20pm On Feb 22, 2007
nicetohave:

A priest offered a lift to a Nun.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcingher gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling ! the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg .

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."


Psalm 129

1Many a time have they afflicted me from my youth, may Israel now say:

2Many a time have they afflicted me from my youth: yet they have not prevailed against me.

3The plowers plowed upon my back: they made long their furrows.

4The LORD is righteous: he hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked.

5Let them all be confounded and turned back that hate Zion.

6Let them be as the grass upon the housetops, which withereth afore it groweth up:

7Wherewith the mower filleth not his hand; nor he that bindeth sheaves his bosom.

8Neither do they which go by say, The blessing of the LORD be upon you: we bless you in the name of the LORD.



         
Re: Psalm 129 by LondonCool(m): 9:59pm On Feb 22, 2007
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss

a great opportunity .

But the funny thing is that Psalm 129 does not say so. Google Psalm 129 and you will find that the joke is commonplace on the net
Re: Psalm 129 by focus(m): 9:55am On Feb 26, 2007
guys, thats a nice concept. but i dont know which version of bible that quote psalm 129 like that. keep up the good work!
grin
Re: Psalm 129 by LondonCool(m): 11:13pm On Mar 03, 2007
focus:

guys, thats a nice concept. but i don't know which version of bible that quote psalm 129 like that. keep up the good work!
grin



What good work
Re: Psalm 129 by randyE(m): 2:40pm On Dec 15, 2010
vrse 7, culd mean sumtin, just sayin
Re: Psalm 129 by Nobody: 2:48pm On Dec 15, 2010
duh!!!
misinformation,why not use Matthew 7:7[b] Ask, and it shall be given you[/b];

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