, dis na my first time here o. Abeg,wot does it take ,to b fit?
N.B; no harsh words pls,

Some sence of humour like I gat. To distinguish between Joke and Yoke. You dig?

Toy god:

, dis na my first time here o. Abeg,wot does it take ,to b fit?
N.B; no harsh words pls,

1) u have to post VERY VERY funny jokes.
2)u have to join PROJAN(progressive jokers association of nairaland) or NPJC(non progressive jokers club nairaland progressive jokers club. But i strongly advise u join projan.
3)You have to be very smart, and always dress properly.
4)You should give respect to the main d main people of nairaland jokes section.(kneel down or prostrate whenever u see them around) E.g booqee(most important), donkollione, bunmioguns, sutoboy, bingbagbo stales skales, araregem, agybabe otooro, mikuz, jackpot, idowuogbo, kinzeala, ekeroyal, homar, oderemo. Etc. Then ur honourable mods-dani1luv and ben10, dats important.
>and u must also buy a bottle of schnapp champagne for these people i mentioned, for they're your elders in dis section.
5) always comment on people joke and say its funny, except skales jokes, you're free to say his jokes are dry.
6) always wear clean cloth here and comb ur hair neatly
7) speak good english, and don't emulate bunmioguns or mikuz.

I'll post d remaining when i remember them.


Signed.
Booqee.

Just make peace!



NPJC say so!

Boobsqee,
who send you work?
If you aint gat anything to do why dont you come over and wash my car.
Bizzbody!!
Mtchew

Boobsqee,
who send you work?
If you aint gat anything to do why dont you come over and wash my car.
Bizzbody!!
Mtchew

ur car or bike?

i wasn't refering to you.

lol,na u now!

so mind your business.

Welcome newbie

Don't be insultive. And don't rate jokes. When you get insulted, do like say e no pain you and talk your own back.

But another thing is - this life isn't serious ooo so don't take insults personally.

Nairaland is a sweet place. You will laugh and forget your sorrow especially in this section.

Yours truly,

Agatha.

this is serious.

Mikuz truth is bitter, ȋ̝̊ know, but  Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ have †☺ accept.  It'ڪ common knowledge D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅τ̲̅s Ūя̲̅ your english is bad. Besides  Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ didnt even tell •̸Ϟﻉ dat u've bought a new bike, sorry, bicycle. Emi e a lo gbo oh!

You must join njpc to prosper in this section join projan and your stay here in this section will be miserable cause that mango head called bin crapgbo will decieive u.

Stick to english booqee i aint yoruba .

Boobsqee,
i wont trade words with you cos you dont worth my attention.
Ya still a kid.
How can i blame you?
You can never comprehend contemporary English.
Rubbish!

^^ is dat why you want to cry??

Cos you see me for NL.
Yeye girl.

Traitor!

Signed.
Booqee. post VERY VERY funny jokes.
2)u have to join PROJAN(progressive jokers association of nairaland) or NPJC(non progressive jokers club nairaland progressive jokers club. But i strongly advise u join projan.
3)You

@buki are u not taking your self too serious, seriously.?
have to this , have to that, y not have to lick your shoes and wash your brazillian hair @ your beckon.
ole gan, some biatchhhhhhhhh.

Lol

hahahaha

nice one booqee!

do i have to do the same too?

ode remo:

@buki are u not taking your self too serious, seriously.?
have to this , have to that, y not have to lick your shoes and wash your brazillian hair @ your beckon.
ole gan, some biatchhhhhhhhh.

hmm, i see! It obvious dat u want me to employ u to do dat for me , u just want to get close to me, awww. . . .i'm soooo sorry, someone's already doing dat for me. But there's still one vacancy, can u wash my undies for me?

Urghhhh! Yuck! some eediotttt. . .!

shameless dog, offering your blood soaked undies for someone else to wash.
pity you, fooooooool.
tell us who in the world will want to come near a pig lyk u.
will leave the abuse for next tym,
try me.
am back, u heaeeeeeeer.

na so dis place dey be?!

hmmnn. . . .

na so my sister, we take no prisoners.
all our prisoners are bloklat dead.
npjc, tha bomb.

ode remo:

shameless dog, offering your blood soaked undies for someone else to wash.
pity you, fooooooool.
tell us who in the world will want to come near a pig lyk u.
will leave the abuse for next tym,
try me.
am back, u heaeeeeeeer.

hey don't u dare compare me to dat ur dirty girlfriend sikirat, or what did u tell me her name was?? Do u think every girl is like d stinking mushin girls u date. Gosh!

Switchicgurl. No dis not how dis place is, its how d likes of oderemo makes it to be. U get.

swtchicgurl:

hahahaha

nice one booqee! 

do i have to do the same too?

lol. no u don't. It seems u already fit in and u know ur way around already.

hey don't u dare compare me to dat ur dirty girlfriend sikirat, or what did u tell me her name was?? Do u think every girl is like d stinking mushin girls u date. Gosh!

u are punching above your bloodklat weight now,
will free you cos u are a smallpito, small gal.
just go get a lyf.

Toy god:

, dis na my first time here o. Abeg,wot does it take ,to b fit?
N.B; no harsh words pls,

Welcome to NL! I'm going to give you a proper welcome - unlike the one i got with posting my first joke and the idiots of projan and npjc spoilt it-
sorry, forgetting those utterly useless gay monkeys, here in the joke section, sarcasm, irony, and good joke criticition is important and most of all. . .
DO NOT JOIN EITHER PROJAN OR NPJC. But if u must choose one, i'd advise projan. Although Vain, crude and boorish, Bin Gbagbo and his vice are
actually funny. Unlike the retarded/perverted pig Mikuz. Well that's al i can tell you now.

HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY *OPENS GULDER ULTIMATE STOUT* Cheers

luca, whats your problem with NPJC,
berra watch your self.
if u must give advice pls be impartial.

ODE, ODE, ODE REMO.
I have alwaysed admired you and your jokes, but once i heard you joined that half of a fool Mikuz your name turned
bitter in my mouth. Infact i wouldn't mind joining Projan to take out mikuz.

Lucario007:

ODE, ODE, ODE REMO.
I have alwaysed admired you and your jokes, but once i heard you joined that half of a fool Mikuz your name turned
bitter in my mouth. Infact i wouldn't mind joining Projan to take out mikuz.

yes! U make sense. . .! You no lie