swtchicgurl:

who's the chimpazee!
u have hairy chest and under, yet u call someone else chimp!
u must be a joker! chimpazee!

Kai! You don spoil rotten

lol

na lie? i don see am na

@OP, I can see you're absolutely perplexed in all ramifications.
*There's no word liky 'welcome toNairaland'. It is 'how far? You don show?' no gentle man in this section.
*The first thing you should do is go register at yaba left. Get a number, uniform & bed take a photo of yourself in your new uniform with your colleagues. Paste it here.
*Next, go and read how to 'pluck kokonut'. Carryout the pratical. Never fail to post your experience here.
*whenever the elders here gives you advice go on your knees & accept it. Never reciprocate or rebuff.
*Don't drag anybody's wife concubine here.
*If you wish to set up a group name it 'Boko Haram' after you have gotten it registered with CAC.

*Finally go to priest Ototooro for deliverance.

Otooro go cast demonic spirit into him.

*Yawns*