If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??X_X

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?:|

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?:$

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?:]x

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?=D

If money doesnt grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?:]Y

Why doesnt GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?:/

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?=D

If its true that we are here to HELP others,what are others HERE for?:>

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?*beer*

We all r Living in a seriously funny world, !!=D =))