Hey Hi

Away from the Usual Boring Bad News Nairaland is getting to be known for these days, I would be making you smile, laugh and lift your spirit in my contributions in making your day so beautiful and your life so worthwhile.

Call Me Kalifa. I am a young nigerian, intelligent they say and a very jovial guy.

So lets start,

I would do much of imaginations,

I would hope to make you happy,

I would look to make you ease away the stress and bad news in our society today,

I would be myself, Kalifa

I am a Nigerian, that loves Nigeria, my countrymen and women are my own people.

I dont dwell on negatives,

I dont believe in negatives,

I believe Nigerians are good people, our society and political system is what is making us the opposite,

So lets leave all insults aside, i am not a regionist, a tribalist, a genderlist, a mentalist, i am a Nigerian, just a Nigerian.

Lets have fun people and laugh happy.

you talk alot. Where are d jokes?

Ewu!

chai,

hmmm anoda wahala for joke section!

+yawns+ we know u are very good at poems or what have u,bt pls spare us dat. All we nid is joke,joke,joke

Ok now, u've made ur point in letting us know dat u're good at giving speech.
So now give us d joke we came here for, or else you're gonna get dat insult dat you're avoiding.

booqee dey para