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Prostitute Vs Protestant by plainmirror(m): 8:29am On Jun 08, 2012 |
me for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us at all? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute." "Ye what!!? Get out, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace!" "OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a 10 bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the brand new Mercedes convertible that's parked outside, a membership to the country club, an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and a new..." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. The girl, crying again, "A prostitute! "Oh! Ye scared me to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by Dyt(f): 10:53am On Jun 08, 2012 |
hmmmm |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by Lagusta(m): 3:14pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Now, this is poverty at its best.... Cool joke anyway |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by mikuz(m): 11:18pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Hehehe . .nice one! |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by realsammie(m): 11:42pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
mikuz: Hehehe . .nice one!they must be from ur village |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by mikuz(m): 8:02am On Jun 09, 2012 |
realsammie: they must be from ur villagemugu you no go respect your old age abi? You go enter 42 this year and you still dey mumu yaself! |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by realsammie(m): 9:16am On Jun 09, 2012 |
mikuz: mugu you no go respect your old age abi? You go enter 42 this year and you still dey mumu yaself!shut dat ur dirty mouth up |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by ITbomb(m): 2:35pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
A nice joke almost ruin by Almighty Seun's spambot |
Re: Prostitute Vs Protestant by dapotanye(m): 4:26pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
Nice one |
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