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Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 11:53pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
1. u locate any of ur neighbours backyard more preferably ur landlords backyard 2. loosen ya belt and bring out ya young moses. 3. release and ease ur bladder of all d urine 4. shake ur young moses when u are thru. reason so dat ur trouser or short nor go stain with urine (very important step pls note) 5. chook ya young moses back inside ur trouser and zip up, finish, pls if u hv any qwestion or complains of any observations while performing dis procedures do well to channel them to the complaint thread awa mods are willing to attend to u, CHEERS!! |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 12:15am On Feb 23, 2012 |
Lord have mercy! Donkollione?!!! |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 12:19am On Feb 23, 2012 |
booqee u scared me, y did u scream? |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by bunmioguns(m): 1:40am On Feb 23, 2012 |
*giv Donkoline a hard Knock* |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by dani1luv: 6:28am On Feb 23, 2012 |
i dont have a young moses |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 6:49am On Feb 23, 2012 |
^^^ den use ya young pharoah, lol |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Onyeasi(m): 7:19am On Feb 23, 2012 |
DONkollione: dani1luv: Please, i don't understand |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by mcnepow(m): 7:25am On Feb 23, 2012 |
Poster, u dint tell us what to do when we are not - 1. At home close to the landlord's backyard 2. In a highrise building 3. Not living with a landlord i.e we own the house Your answers are highly needed. |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 7:44am On Feb 23, 2012 |
another disgusting topic and thread! *thinking, is donkollione still sane?* |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
pls if u hv any complain i hv said it b4 rush to d complaint thread n report to dani1luv! *urinates inside otooros mouth* *smp* *chooks my "p" inside my trouser* |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by sutoboy(m): 1:35pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
eediot if na booqee wan urinate nko? shey she get Young moses ni? abi her own na wide Jezebel? |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 1:48pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
i said move to the complaint thread abi u no see (men) ?, stewpid gambian he-goat! |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Onyeasi(m): 1:49pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
I need a Mouth Action |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 1:51pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
lol@ jezebel. lwtmb 4 hia, onyeasi wat is mouthaction? |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Onyeasi(m): 1:58pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
DONkollione: Get me your sister, i will teach her |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 2:10pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
Don, u are the most pervert person i know!!!!!!!! do u still think b4 u type! |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 2:40pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
otooro never ever call me dat again. i resemble ur uncle? eeeeediot, onyeasi pls gv me ur mama bb pin, |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by mcnepow(m): 2:58pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
DONkollione:wtf!! u wan spin him mama?? |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 3:20pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
u go fear fear na, me na heavyweight, ask switchic hw we dey do am, lol lol |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 3:26pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
sutoboy:sutoboy ee be like say ur eye dey pain u! U no see sey na 'men' donkollione write ni??! >:-( [quote ]author=mcnepow link=topic=877610.msg10254562#msg10254562 date=1329978303] Poster, u dint tell us what to do when we are not - 1. At home close to the landlord's backyard 2. In a highrise building 3. Not living with a landlord i.e we own the house Your answers are highly needed. [quote][/quote] Donkollione u neva answer dese questions oh |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 3:50pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
DONkollione: donkey, u're so gullible! i see you, i vomit!!!!!! pervert!! *spits in his face* |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 4:52pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
otooro u go just sitdown inside dat ur one bedroom dey talk anyhow, eediot ehen booqee beta persin let me ansa u o jare. 1. if u nor dey close to ur landlords house den u must be walking along the road abi? simply bring out ya young moses den shake am den begin urinate for main road . if u dey highrise building open window put ya young moses begin dey urinate no worry e go dry b4 e reach ground, final final if u dey ur own house just begin dey urinate 4 bucket n pot even inside cup if u get calabash add am put, hope i don ansa u booqee n pls dont 4get "smp" very very important, lol |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 9:37pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
smh |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 2:16pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
^^^^ i don slap u 4 afternoon b4? stinking he-goat! |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
^^^^^ who's bleating up there? |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by sutoboy(m): 1:43am On Mar 01, 2012 |
DOnkollione take time oh! |
Re: Learn How To Urinate Here (men) by bunmioguns(m): 6:53am On Mar 02, 2012 |
DONkollione: |
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