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| Cock-a-doodle-doo by Free(f): 4:03pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
A small village priest was very fond of the hens he kept in the hen house behind the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about a dozen hens. One Saturday evening, he noticed that the cock rooster was missing. He suspected that cock fights were taking place in the village, so he decided to do something about it at church the following morning. The next morning at mass, he asked the congregation, "Does anyone have a cock?" All the men stood up. "Oh no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anyone seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, that wasn't what I meant," he said. "Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half of the women stood up. "Oh dear," he said, "that wasn't what I meant, either. Has anyone seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up! |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by Z4M4eva(f): 4:13pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by Rhodalyn(f): 4:17pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
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| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by ono(m): 4:53pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
Way to go, free. Everyone's seen all the different types of cocks in that church |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by loriann(f): 5:01pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
thats a sinn o |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by ono(m): 5:35pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
Seriously though, Free shouldn't have used a church for this very funny joke. |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by Free(f): 5:37pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
oooh why not  |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by Seun(m): 2:51am On Mar 22, 2006 |
Because religious people are easily offended by any disrespect of symbols they hold sacred. |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by micklplus(m): 7:43am On Mar 22, 2006 |
| i have heard that before and its still very funny for real o i am just laughing as i am typing this cheers |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by shadia(f): 12:21pm On Mar 22, 2006 |
nice one free! keep it up. |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by bagoma(f): 7:27pm On Mar 22, 2006 |
ha ha ha very funny.  |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by spikelord(m): 1:54am On Mar 23, 2006 |
COOOOOOOCKKKKKK dumasses, they won't get thangs once. The parishoners are crazy!!! |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by Dojo(m): 2:55pm On Mar 28, 2006 |
| This is FREELY funny. Pls I'm also looking for my cock o!  |
| Re: Cock-a-doodle-doo by Ebano(m): 10:18am On Mar 29, 2006 |
| thats a funny one |
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