With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

haba how she be so draught that she will not know where her new baby is, that mean she can forget her name.

Why wont a mother forget where she put a worthless baby like Ituen?

Shooo

U'll pay for this biggerboy

@finekid
why are u always blank

how dare you BIGGERFOOL??you have just biten the finger that feeds you.its obvious worthlessness is an attribute where you are from cos you are just simply worthless.Anyway,i leave you to your fate

wats da ranting about,

djcrooky:

wats da ranting about,

who put your mouth,APROKO

hey sorry, i did mean to.


and u don't have to be so vulgat.

showbobo, besied that wa ur first post in this thread so i wonder who u were talking to. getting some attenion ?

djcrooky:

hey sorry, i did mean to.


and u don't have to be so vulgat.

showbobo, besied that wa your first post in this thread so i wonder who u were talking to. getting some attenion ?

Kiss ma ass jerkoff

if wishes were horses u would have me kiss ur ass
don't judge a book by it cover they say
ur ass may look like burger from ur pant, but a whole lots of rashes in the inside if u know what i mean

BUTT PIE

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

@Djcrooky

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

@showbobo
do u mind being a lil nice to ppl. All i've seen 4rm u 2day are just well compose(i must say) insults, besides u write lyk someone i knw(username witheld)

yeah yeah yeah
i know d nxt thing u g0nna do now is to start calling names but it dont mata we got ur point.

@Migines

i'm not just insulting them.we've got some scores to settle.thats why,okand it would be better if you also mind your biz.

Wat a coincidence, NAIRALAND! Bro, is MA biznes.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you

showbobo:

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you

can't a man be sensible and a bit decent??

gbam!!!

And if showboy sees Nairaland as a place to settle scores, then we might just appeal to Seun to create an avenging section for him.

iwajay:

And if showboy sees Nairaland as a place to settle scores, then we might just appeal to Seun to create an avenging section for him.

Brilliant idea!!!

Two fools bringing up dumb ideas

showbobo:

Two fools bringing up dumb ideas

A man doesnt need 2 horns on his head or a tail to be a goat !!He only needs to behave like one

You know my verdict everyone? let's let this showboy guy be. He'd come round.

Your words are like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick.no wonder you're a BIGGERFOOL

biggerfool showbobo pls prove different

how do you mean Calamity,i mean Clem

@ shobobo
ha! Calamity. . . very funny!

But wait, on second tots, you r the calamity on nairaland. GERRROOOFFF THIS BLOG!!!

@Freezy

dont let us start our own oo,ok??