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Re: Question! by zolzlolz(f): 9:05pm On Feb 24, 2012

Mr Kook, please man, use that dictionary you have and not for toilet paper. We know times are tough, but still undecided

Re: Question! by tellwisdom: 9:09pm On Feb 24, 2012

4ckinglaw, where in abule muwon leru do you stay?

Re: Question! by Nobody: 9:09pm On Feb 24, 2012

Tosin dawg don't hate. . . Dude is funny as hell

Re: Question! by tellwisdom: 9:11pm On Feb 24, 2012

Mr Kook, please man, use that dictionary you have and not for toilet paper. We know times are tough, but still

Zolgolonzo, sweerie i learnt you eat with BUCKET? embarassed

. True or false?? undecided

Re: Question! by Killz3(m): 9:16pm On Feb 24, 2012

Mr, Cork:

microwave is now a big deal in Nigeria. . I bet they use it to make fufu (no oofeinsesese)

Ode! They pound yam with it! wink

Re: Question! by MrCork17: 9:22pm On Feb 24, 2012

Tosinville:

^^This knucklehead always trying to be funny.

toyinville. Bro I mean this in a good way, I swaaar, If they mistakenly put your face on Nigerian Airways, A lot of countries will boycott Africa (no oofeinsesese) cry

Re: Question! by dealordea(m): 9:25pm On Feb 24, 2012

Mr, Cork:

toyinville. Bro I mean this in a good way, I swaaar, If they mistakenly put your face on Nigerian Airways, A lot of countries will boycott Africa (no oofeinsesese)

abeg, laugh wan kill me here

Re: Question! by zolzlolz(f): 9:26pm On Feb 24, 2012

tellwisdom:

Zolgolonzo, sweerie i learnt you eat with BUCKET? . True or false??

sweerie, you need to find a new school. DUMBA$$! angry

Re: Question! by Killz3(m): 9:34pm On Feb 24, 2012

Mr, Cork:

toyinville. Bro I mean this in a good way, I swaaar, [size=17pt]If they mistakenly put your face on Nigerian Airways, A lot of countries will boycott Africa (no oofeinsesese)[/size]

Re: Question! by Chimezie198(m): 9:46pm On Feb 24, 2012

tellwisdom:

Zolgolonzo, sweerie i learnt you eat with BUCKET? . True or false??

hahahahaha. Bro dem dey call am bucket chew!

Re: Question! by Candyness(f): 9:51pm On Feb 24, 2012

Mr, Cork:

toyinville. Bro I mean this in a good way, I swaaar, If they mistakenly put your face on Nigerian Airways, A lot of countries will boycott Africa (no oofeinsesese)

. O LORD My Stomach grin

my stomach

Re: Question! by Boxer007(m): 10:00pm On Feb 24, 2012

sheraton has microwave

Re: Question! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:11pm On Feb 24, 2012

Mr, Cork:

toyinville. Bro I mean this in a good way, I swaaar, If they mistakenly put your face on Nigerian Airways, A lot of countries will boycott Africa (no oofeinsesese)

Jesus,Cork u bedtttttttttttttt

ROFTLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin

Tosin tomato pls don't log on for 3mnths,Cork jus massacre u ooo hahahhhahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!

Re: Question! by Beync(f): 10:43pm On Feb 24, 2012

pls buy me brazilian wig when coming

Re: Question! by Dynamique: 11:11pm On Feb 24, 2012

So mr cork has been finally deported!.

Re: Question! by MrCork17: 11:16pm On Feb 24, 2012

Beync:

pls buy me brazilian wig when coming

ok sweeery benz. whats the size of your head? undecided

Re: Question! by MrResource(m): 12:21am On Feb 25, 2012

Mr, Cork:

toyinville. Bro I mean this in a good way, I swaaar, If they mistakenly put your face on Nigerian Airways, A lot of countries will boycott Africa (no oofeinsesese)

Re: Question! by Goldieluks: 1:56am On Feb 25, 2012

Mr, Cork:

ok sweeery benz. whats the size of your head?

Re: Question! by Goldieluks: 2:00am On Feb 25, 2012

Mr cork on your way back to nija for good, please buy me fried rice and chicken from Mcdonalds, add boiled egg to it. Thanks! kiss

Re: Question! by MrCork17: 5:06am On Feb 25, 2012

zolzlolz:

Mr Kook, please man, use that dictionary you have and not for toilet paper. We know times are tough, but still

Zulungo. Sweery do you people use dictionary in SOmali? undecided

Re: Question! by Beync(f): 11:37am On Feb 25, 2012

Mr cork, my friends calls me big headed, so buy me biiiig wiiig

Re: Question! by Nobody: 1:26pm On Feb 25, 2012

Mr cork are u just tryin to show urself or something?? Whats d big deal in a microwave. Is it a new invention dat you're now using it to boast?? What d hell undecided

for all we know, u may not even have left d boundary of ur village in nigeria in ur life. You're talkin bout if you'll get a microwave here. For ur info, microwave is to a nigerian just as a tongue is to the teeth.

And besides, if u no see microwave u fit warm ur food on top stove, firewood, charcoal, gas cooker whatever.

Stop forming my friend! undecided

and get a life angry

Re: Question! by Nobody: 1:51pm On Feb 25, 2012

na romance section na em funny pass i must confes, i hv neva laffed liek dis b4. dis mr cork tooo baddtttt,

lwtmb@size of head @tosinville.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahha.

abeg mod of romance dey carry am dey come joke section.

Re: Question! by Beync(f): 1:54pm On Feb 25, 2012

Remember my gucci watch, shoes, bags and perfume etc

Re: Question! by Killz3(m): 4:26pm On Feb 25, 2012

DONkollione:

na romance section na em funny pass i must confes, i hv neva laffed liek dis b4. dis mr cork tooo baddtttt,

For real. . . The jokes section is DEAD!

The nonsense projan & Npjc bullshitoloqy is burying it!

Re: Question! by BattymanJ: 11:41pm On Feb 26, 2012

Boxer007:

sheraton has microwave

Lol@ sheraton grin

Re: Question! by sutoboy(m): 1:37am On Mar 01, 2012

Answer!

Re: Question! by zolzlolz(f): 2:11pm On Mar 03, 2012

Oh I see this is now in the jokes section. Speaking of jokes, I heard a pretty funny joke in class. It goes like this: tell wisdom, Lefulefu and Mr Cork signed an oath to never commit adultery. When they died, if they haven't broken the oath, God would reward them. They have died and they meet at the gates of heaven. The angel at the gate tells that they will be rewarded if they have fulfilled their oath.

Re: Question! by zolzlolz(f): 2:20pm On Mar 03, 2012

The angel asks tell wisdom if he's been faithful to his wife. Tell wisdom answers no. The angel gives tell wisdom a bicycle. Next he asks Lefulefu if he's been faithful to his wife. Lefulefu says he has never been with another woman, but he has had lustful thoughts about women other than his wife. The angel gives Lefulefu a beat down VW beetle and a shack. Next he asks Mr Cork if he's been faithful to his wife. Mr Cork answers yes, so the angel gives him a red ferrari and a mansion.

Re: Question! by zolzlolz(f): 2:26pm On Mar 03, 2012

A few months later tell wisdom and Lefulefu meet Mr Cork, who is sobbing. They ask him why he's crying since he has a ferrari and a mansion. Mr Cork answers, "I stopped at the traffic lights and I sore my white babe crossing the rode", he pauses, "using a skeightboard!" grin

Re: Question! by toygod2: 3:55am On Jul 26, 2012

*enters,laughs at the topic alone and leaves*

Re: Question! by Thankme(f): 11:20pm On Jul 26, 2012

Im sure ~~mr. cork~~ oh xowie mr. cockrel neva c microwave b4 in his lyf burt maybe he was given 2day n decided to post somtin relatd to it here........... Wot u guys dont undastand is dat mr. cockrel has read d manual leaflets burt stil doesnt undastnd ao to operate d microwave............... Sorry dear.

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