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Highway Patrolmen by Zahymaka(m): 5:49pm On Mar 21, 2006
A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.
When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball."
He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
Re: Highway Patrolmen by Free(f): 7:02pm On Mar 21, 2006
grin grin
Re: Highway Patrolmen by vichel(m): 8:28pm On Mar 21, 2006
cheesy cheesy smiley
Re: Highway Patrolmen by micklplus(m): 8:18am On Mar 22, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Highway Patrolmen by Oracle(m): 7:13pm On May 31, 2008
Damn, that was wicked. smiley

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