Im dis type of guy that cannot be easily swept off his feet by a Lady, but this case,its a different one entirely.
This is my story;
I went out of my house dat beautiful morning, hardly had i taken 5steps, i noticed dis beautiful thing passed me buy. She caught my eye,i couldnt hide d feelings,i followed. Since dey say opportunity knock but once,i tld her my name, n asked for hers, u knw nah,as guy,i started razzling her. To my outmost surprise,she gave in to my chicanery easily, bt d only thing wey fall my hands and my legs at the same time na wetin she talk.
Imagine, a beautiful lady telling U that she loves u, but she is the only girl, wey be BOKOHARAM.
Oboi,if na u wetin u go do?

u day craze oooooooo!!!!!!!!!! don't even know why am weasting my time in this tread!, DRY YOKE, GRADE-F9, REMARKS-the poster is a lunatic, IDIOT DIRTY BUSH PIG

I force U?/answer nah,bfo i hammer ur head.
Sha, i no blame, nairaland suppose dey do screening for pple wey dey use am, cos me suspect say some IMBE, don join.
U knw warra mean.Aturu like u

Wetin you call yourself "Toy boy"!!!!!!!! You be original EWU OHIA!!!!!!!! I no blame you na, na Niaraland i blame shaaaa, wey give fools oppotunity to dey post rubbish for here,

ANIMAL LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont need to talk much, visit a vetenary Doc, onye ara

How am I suppose to laff @ dis nw :-/ :-/ :-/

Toy god:

Dont need to talk much, visit a vetenary Doc, onye ara

Listen Toy Dog! You are a Mad man! Ibu original Onye ara!!! Aturu Igala like you! Anumanu! Nkpi! Ewu ohia! Monkey! Ewu azuruazu!!!


Exit thread and will never come back,

Toy Boy! Catch Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is d joke?

I don't get it.

bright007:

Where is d joke?

Abeg help me ask d poster o

I don't understand

Read over again, and if u dont still undastand, then,
@MOGUL. O, RIP

Toy god:

Read over again, and if u dont still undastand, then,
@MOGUL. O, RIP

Now i get it. Toy god is a lunatic, dirty bushezi pig and bush goat Ewu ohia

Toy god:

Read over again, and if u dont still undastand, then,
@MOGUL. O, RIP

Toy boy! You are nothing but Ntoooo, BIG FOOOLLLLLL!!!! RIP ur PAPA! RIP ur MAMA! RIP ur entire FAMILY.

ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onyeasi:

Now i get it. Toy god is a lunatic, dirty bushezi pig and bush goat Ewu ohia

Nwa nna how far? Watin dey happen youe side?

@op. Weldone poster. Dis is a very dry joke u got here. ee no easy to post dry jokes oh. More ororo to ur elbow.

@All d ibo people on dis thread. Abeg make una speak english wey everybody understand! Dis is nairaland d nigerian forum, not nairaland d igbo forum! Mtcheww!

Feel fire!

booqee:

@op. Weldone poster. Dis is a very dry joke u got here. ee no easy to post dry jokes oh. More ororo to ur elbow.

@All d ibo people on dis thread. Abeg make una speak english wey everybody understand! Dis is nairaland d nigerian forum, not nairaland d igbo forum! Mtcheww!

Some people can be tribalistic ooooo!!!! Imagine this Olodo, See Booqee or what ever u call urself, is igbo not a Nigerian language? or do u have a personal problem with igbo language? Point of correction, i can write with any language of my choice, as long as it's WAZOBIA!
Big FOOOOOLLLLLLLLL! tribalistic Animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^See dis eediotic mugu oh?! Did i say igbo is not a nigerian language? Fine, you've got the liberty to speak any language u so wish. What i'm saying is speak english which everyone understands. Not everyone understands igbo. Besides i said it in a light mood, i was just kidding. . .But you're blowing the whole thing up. And don't u call me tribalistic, cos dats what i'll never be. I appreciate every tribe and race.
Big fool.

^^See dis eediotic mugu oh?! Did i say igbo is not a nigerian language? Fine, you've got the liberty to speak any language u so wish. What i'm saying is speak english which everyone understands. Not everyone understands igbo. Besides i said it in a light mood, i was just kidding. . .But you're blowing the whole thing up. And don't u call me tribalistic, cos dats what i'll never be. I appreciate every tribe and race.
Big fool.

ok guys.
its enuf.
evry1 Sheathe ur swords.

@ poster.
y did u post a joke that caused war.

passing by

i just dey laff, cos I DEY FEEL LIKE OBASANJO

Toy god:

i just dey laff, cos I DEY FEEL LIKE OBASANJO

YOU DEY FEEL LIKE TOY OBASANJO,

TOY DOG! ODE! TOY BOY!!!!

MOGUL it's enough already, Toy god is a new poster and can't bee good immediately, so please enough with the harsh words. Okay?

Lucario007:

MOGUL it's enough already, Toy god is a new poster and can't bee good immediately, so please enough with the harsh words. Okay?

NO PROBLEM LUCARIO007, JUST DAT ALL THIS JJC NO DEY HEAR WORD. THANKS MAN!

@toy god, U GET LUCK SAY PEOPLE DON DEY BEG ME, I FOR, , ,

Another jokin mater,,,,,,

MOGUL.O:


NO PROBLEM LUCARIO007,  JUST DAT ALL THIS JJC NO DEY HEAR WORD. THANKS MAN!

@toy god,  U GET LUCK SAY PEOPLE DON DEY BEG ME, I FOR,  ,  ,   

see person wey dey talk, shey u no be JJC too ni?? Toygod even has about sixty something post, you just have only forty something post! And u're making mouth, calling somebody else jjc! Mtcheww. . .nonsense!

booqee:

^^See dis eediotic mugu oh?! Did i say igbo is not a nigerian language? Fine, you've got the liberty to speak any language u so wish. What i'm saying is speak english which everyone understands. Not everyone understands igbo. Besides i said it in a light mood, i was just kidding. . .But you're blowing the whole thing up. And don't u call me tribalistic, cos dats what i'll never be. [s]I appreciate every tribe and race.
Big fool.[/s]

i no get wahala with anyone on here!if u like speak china if u like speak Egba or Ijesa like ma self!

but wait oh Booqee,she na relay race u dey talk about?