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Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 7:43am On Sep 18, 2012
The New way 2 propose::
Take her to the sea; offer her a boat; take the boat to the middle of the sea. then, say to her: ''MARRY me or leave my boat!!''
cool
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by 190: 7:46am On Sep 18, 2012
Even women я becomin more foolish these days

How can a woman start a topic like this beats me

Well signs of end time undecided

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Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Idowuogbo(f): 7:47am On Sep 18, 2012
Bullshyte!!
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Excelboi(m): 7:53am On Sep 18, 2012
Nonsense
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 7:55am On Sep 18, 2012
Are we still in August?
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 8:17am On Sep 18, 2012
There's a reason women have been unequal for so many years: women like you.
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 9:00am On Sep 18, 2012
eeyyaa...loneliness has really eaten deep! sad
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Clemzy16(m): 10:28am On Sep 18, 2012
...and is there any sea in Naija. Please this should be in the joke section.
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 10:59am On Sep 18, 2012
Hmm lipsrsealed
I was expecting an essay
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 1:53pm On Sep 18, 2012
190: Even women я becomin more foolish these days

How can a woman start a topic like this beats me

Well signs of end time undecided
even if u dnt ve a woman as a lover, u will @least ve a mother.
U sound so lousy and disrespectful.
I knw ur type.
Since u dnt find d tread interestin, y not kip ur stinky mouth shut? Must u comment?
Stupidity of d highest order. Mtcheew.

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Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2012
Gialmine:
even if u dnt ve a woman as a lover, u will @least ve a mother.
U sound so lousy and disrespectful.
I knw ur type.
Since u dnt find d tread interestin, y not kip ur stinky mouth shut? Must u comment?
Stupidity of d highest order. Mtcheew.
take it easy, babe.
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 2:18pm On Sep 18, 2012
For those of u who doesnt find this post interestin; take heart.
I found out dat u guys ar findin d normal method of kneeling down 2 propose, boring. There4, i av dis new nd hilarious method 4 u. U can try dis. Its will trill, surprise and be fun 4 her. Dnt u tink so? Dou she might scold u later.
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2012
Gialmine: For those of u who doesnt find this post interestin; take heart.
I found out dat u guys ar findin d normal method of kneeling down 2 propose, boring. There4, i av dis new nd hilarious method 4 u. U can try dis. Its will trill, surprise and be fun 4 her. Dnt u tink so? Dou she might scold u later.
will u accept my proposal if i made use of this method? undecided
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 7:27am On Sep 19, 2012
hornipipe: will u accept my proposal if i made use of this method? undecided
yes, i will. If am obsessed with your love, nothing should stop me from accepting your proposal; atleast not the way you propose. I would just find it thrilling and see that you are desperate.
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by 190: 9:07am On Sep 19, 2012
Gialmine:
even if u dnt ve a woman as a lover, u will @least ve a mother.
U sound so lousy and disrespectful.
I knw ur type.
Since u dnt find d tread interestin, y not kip ur stinky mouth shut? Must u comment?
Stupidity of d highest order. Mtcheew.

So it my own u saw 2 respond to
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 10:08am On Sep 19, 2012
190:

So it my own u saw 2 respond to
yo'baby. Coz its d first!
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 10:20am On Sep 19, 2012
acidosis™:
There's a reason women have been unequal for so many years: women like you.
how do u mean? It might make u sound reasonable if u can explain yaself better. undecided
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 12:59pm On Sep 19, 2012
Gialmine:
yes, i will. If am obsessed with your love, nothing should stop me from accepting your proposal; atleast not the way you propose. I would just find it thrilling and see that you are desperate.
cheesy
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 3:55pm On Sep 19, 2012
hornipipe: cheesy
y dat smiley?
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Nobody: 5:02pm On Sep 19, 2012
undecided
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by bmasz(m): 2:07am On Sep 20, 2012
Op@ you did not take it into consideration that tins might get out of hand. Nice one though
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by abohrandy: 9:16am On Nov 25, 2012
common guys, she was just trying to b fun nau!! na wah oh make wuna easy on the systa.

the first reply was soo rude angry angry. if na me, we for don kill ourselves by now!! crap.
Re: Here Comes A New Way To Propose by Gialmine(f): 1:21pm On Nov 25, 2012
abohrandy: common guys, she was just trying to b fun nau!! na wah oh make wuna easy on the systa.

the first reply was soo rude angry angry. if na me, we for don kill ourselves by now!! crap.
U see am so also. Dnt mind the thing. He's too dumb to tink straight. And i guess he's sense of humour is also stolen.

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