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A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by foryou(m): 4:53pm On Oct 23, 2007
[b]When I got home that night as my wife served dinner,
I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell
you. She sat down and ate quietly.
Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I
didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her
know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised
the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she
asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and
shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she
wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage.
But I could h ardly give her a satisfactory answer; she
had lost my heart to a lovely girl called Dew. I
did'nt love her anymore.I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce
agreement which stated that she could own our house,
our car, and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The
woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had
become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time,
resources and energy but I could not take back what I
had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried
loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected
to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release.
The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several
weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her
writing something at the table. I did'nt have supper
but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast
because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table
writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was
asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions

she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's
notice before the divorce. She requested that in that
one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as
possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his
exams in a months time and she did'nt want to disrupt
him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more,
she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out
bridal room on our wedding day.
She requested that everyday for the month's duration I
carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever
morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to
make our last days together bearable I accepted her
odd request.

I told Dew ab out my wife s divorce conditions. She
laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter
what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce,
she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my
divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I
carried her out on the first day, we both appeared
clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding
mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of
pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to
the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my
arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell
our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat
upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to
wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.


On the second day, both of us acted much more easily.
She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of
her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this
woman carefully for a long time. I realised she was
not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her
face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its
toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done
to her. On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who
had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth
and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy
was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It
became easier to carry her as the month slipped by.
Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried
on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable
one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown
bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so
thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more
easily.
Suddenly it hit me. She had buried so much pain and
bitter ness in her heart.
Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time
to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying
his mother out had become an essential part of his
life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and
hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I
was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute.
I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom,
through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand
surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her
body tightly, it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last
day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a
step. Our son had gone to school.
I held her tightly and said, I had'nt noticed that our
life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office, jumped out of the car swiftly
without locking the door. I was afra id any delay would
make me change my mind, I walked upstairs. Dew
opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do
not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished. Then touched my
forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her
hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't
divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because
she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I
realise that since I carried her into my home on our
wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do
us apart. Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me
a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into
tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of
flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to
write on the card. I smiled and
wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do< BR>us apart.
The small details of your lives are what really matter
in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car,
property , the money in the bank, blah, blah, blah.
These create an environment conducive for happiness
but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time
to be your spouse's friend and do those little things
for each other that
build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you,
but if you do, you
just might save a marriage. [/b]
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by Busta(f): 5:08pm On Oct 23, 2007
awwwwwww
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by amma(f): 5:17pm On Oct 23, 2007
Man that's a cool story!
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by foryou(m): 5:21pm On Oct 23, 2007
@Busta i check ur prof. ya too fine oo wowow
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by jkpretty(f): 5:29pm On Oct 23, 2007
I'm really touched cry
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by Busta(f): 5:35pm On Oct 23, 2007
money4you:

@Busta i check your prof. ya too fine oo wowow
thanx

would be nice if u gimme some of those dollars tongue
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by vigasimple(m): 5:39pm On Oct 23, 2007
To Money4you,

That is a good and wonderful story for couples to bear in mind to always take time out to rekindle love and also make sure they do not take each other for granted. Another relationship will never be the solution for the ones that you are in which you have not looked after.

Marriage is a lifetime committment, and it has its downtime but its uptime are always more and the best.

AND I thought this was a true story about yourselves and you are still looking at BUSTA's profile and picture and admiring her. Are you a serial 'adulterer'. you had bearly got out of one?

I must say that BUSTA got the best smile in the house if you see her previous photo which I think she changed now. Anyway looking is not a crime, who knows pigs might fly. Maybe one day you  (if you are not marry)may get to meet her or indeed somenone else, even me. I think you too like good and beautiful thing this Money4you of a man. Becareful!

Anyway, i hope you have learned your lesson. good luck
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by foryou(m): 6:40pm On Oct 23, 2007
Thanks hehe all eye on BUSTA dont worry about her she is my wife plz make everybody stay away from her she dey come turkey this december to visit me hehe Hey if you join my online business you can make the dollers also hehehe
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by niceuzor: 6:50pm On Oct 23, 2007
: money4you - Oh boy !! you story long oh,i don read chapter One, i dey come later i go finish am? shocked

Busta - too cute kiss plz can you give me you teddy bear smiley
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by foryou(m): 7:00pm On Oct 23, 2007
all guys are after Busta well the girl don marry oo make una leave an she dey come turkey to visit me soon lol
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by niceuzor: 7:05pm On Oct 23, 2007
i see shocked So Busta fine pass your White Chick Abi, abeg via her give me through WESTERN UNION grin
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by skyfaze(m): 7:37pm On Oct 23, 2007
o boy before person go finish ur this ur message he go first finish work and relax b/cos dis ur story dey too, long.
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by Busta(f): 7:42pm On Oct 23, 2007
@ vigasimple, Thanx hun

@ niceuzor, thanx but that ain't a teddy, she's real
besides, u and thonia cool now?

@ money4you, lol
nice try but i ain't married pples.
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by niceuzor: 7:58pm On Oct 23, 2007
Busta - Thoniaslim Again undecided Abeg no call that chick 4 my ear!! i dey VEX,
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by ima1(f): 8:16pm On Oct 23, 2007
i believe someone already posted a similar story
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by tglaz(m): 8:38pm On Oct 23, 2007
this is just too good to be true.i love every bit of it.a lesson i must confess.
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by kronkykay(m): 11:27pm On Oct 23, 2007
nice one.
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by topeteadr(m): 11:43pm On Oct 23, 2007
It's nice but still not a joke. But tell me how hot was that slap.
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by ituen(m): 1:57pm On Oct 24, 2007
i wanted to get angry cos the stuff was long but i later changed my mind
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by iwajay(m): 5:28pm On Oct 24, 2007
Though i've seen it before, it's still cool; but i think it'd make more sense on the romance segment.
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by topeteadr(m): 10:50pm On Oct 24, 2007
Yeah forward it to the romance section.
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by folahann(m): 11:46pm On Oct 24, 2007
Well, i hate marriage but this a story yto reckon with
Re: A Must Read For All Married Couples And An Eye- Opener For The Yet To… by foryou(m): 5:45pm On Oct 29, 2007
Na so jare

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