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2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 6:54pm On Mar 01, 2012
This highlights the lack of technological dexterity amongst our politicians

Two Nigerian Politicians traveled to Canada for a conference & they were not allowed to attend with their PAs.

After the first day of brainstorming, they need some cash to do some shopping. Now they are standing in a queue to use an ATM machine. This discussion ensues

Man1: Ah! I know your pin
Man2: and what is it?
Man1: it's **** (star into four) hahahaha, I'll steal your money
Man2: You're so dumb, you failed. It's 5073.
Man1: ??
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 7:01pm On Mar 01, 2012
A very rich but local Alhaji, decided to open a bank account after lots of adverts to him. He's asked to go and take passport photographs. When he reached the studio he is placed before the camera & he began smilling. The photographer was shocked, he asked he 'sir please did you say you need passport photos?' The Alhaji replies 'sure'. The photographer goes on, 'so why are you smiling?' The man replies again 'this fictures are for my vank account, and I want to be smilling to my vank always va?'

~Peace, NJPC Rocks~
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by mikuz(m): 10:57pm On Mar 01, 2012
Ok we've heard. Anything else?
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 11:03pm On Mar 01, 2012
^obviously, and it's this 'go suck a cow's udder'

Mikuzdickhead
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by bunmioguns(m): 4:27am On Mar 02, 2012
Ok, noted
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by mikuz(m): 7:13am On Mar 02, 2012
Yeye boy
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 12:28pm On Mar 02, 2012
bunmioguns:

Ok, noted
What did you note?

mikuz:

Yeye boy

You mean bunmi right?
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by swtchicgurl: 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2012
nice jokes
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by niceG: 12:47pm On Mar 02, 2012
Stale
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by oderemo(m): 1:43pm On Mar 02, 2012
stale ? go wash your mouth of that ogogoro.
NPJC jokes rocks for sure ni.
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by Kuulnomsy(m): 2:32pm On Mar 02, 2012
Uhm nice joke yoke
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 2:38pm On Mar 02, 2012
swtchicgurl:

nice jokes
thanks switch


niceG:

Stale
As stale as your ar$e embarassed

ode remo:

stale ? go wash your mouth of that ogogoro.
NPJC jokes rocks for sure ni.

Sure bro, we rule, we rock
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by angelz(f): 2:46pm On Mar 02, 2012
no wonder
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 3:14pm On Mar 02, 2012
^^and what's that supposed to mean?
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by Nobody: 3:51pm On Mar 02, 2012
nice jokes !!!!
xpecially d 2nd joke
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 11:46pm On Mar 02, 2012
~vicky~:

nice jokes !!!!
xpecially d 2nd joke

Tnx finally, the haters are loving grin
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by Alalabi(m): 11:51pm On Mar 02, 2012
Nonsensical!
Re: 2 Nigerian Politicians by ekeroyal(m): 12:10am On Mar 03, 2012
Alalabi:

Nonsensical!
Pls stop making this thread tontolated , alalabidickhead undecided

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