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Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 7:31pm On Mar 10, 2012
^bush rat angry
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by dani1luv: 9:30am On Mar 11, 2012
I dont even understand the Joke!
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 11:17am On Mar 11, 2012
@Dani, I hope you checked the topic well before reading and commenting. It's an encyclopaedia, not for kids. Go check the meaning then come back and read again. wink
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 3:56pm On Mar 18, 2012
Opinion: like an arsehole, everybody has one including a mad man.

The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
*figure out where you stand now*

Prostitution: a kind of business that it hole sale.
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 4:01pm On Mar 18, 2012
Se.x: is the price women have to pay for marriage.


Marriage: is the price men have to pay for se.x and responsible kids.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by swtchicgurl: 9:26pm On Mar 18, 2012
mtchew, so uneducative!
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by mcnepow(m): 9:43pm On Mar 18, 2012
ekeroyal: Se.x: is the price women have to pay for marriage.


Marriage: is the price men have to pay for se.x and responsible kids.
Hmmmm. . grin
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by bunmioguns(m): 5:06am On Mar 19, 2012
ekeroyal: Opinion: like an arsehole, everybody has one including a mad man.

The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
*figure out where you stand now*

Prostitution: a kind of business that it hole sale.


owkay.
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by mcnepow(m): 7:02am On Mar 19, 2012
bunmioguns:


owkay.
Bobo yi. .
Oda bi o kin sun??
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by bunmioguns(m): 7:14am On Mar 19, 2012
mcnepow:
Bobo yi. .
Oda bi o kin sun??


lol. . .i do sleep, bt when I woke up early and cant sleep again, then i av no other choice than to play wiv my mobile for a while
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by mcnepow(m): 7:18am On Mar 19, 2012
Yestrdy - woke up early
Today - woke up early
Tomaow - ?? ¤make we dey look na¤
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by bunmioguns(m): 11:45am On Mar 19, 2012
mcnepow: Yestrdy - woke up early
Today - woke up early
Tomaow - ?? ¤make we dey look na¤

undecided
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 11:50am On Mar 19, 2012
swtchicgurl: mtchew, so uneducative!

Thank you switchgirl, no probs. If you need education apply to college of education.

Thanks all other pals here, I appreciate ya'll.

mcnepow:
Bobo yi. .
Oda bi o kin sun??
don't mind that fellow, he's the GM of trojan projan
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by bunmioguns(m): 4:26pm On Mar 19, 2012
ekeroyal:

Thank you switchgirl, no probs. If you need education apply to college of education.

Thanks all other pals here, I appreciate ya'll.


don't mind that fellow, he's the GM of trojan projan



Where is d joke? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 9:56am On Mar 20, 2012
bunmioguns:



Where is d joke? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

inside your beans head. "Okponu"
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by dani1luv: 12:23pm On Mar 20, 2012
He is a very silly fellow
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by swtchicgurl: 6:33pm On Mar 20, 2012
ekeroyal:

Thank you switchgirl, no probs. If you need education apply to college of education.

Thanks all other pals here, I appreciate ya'll.


don't mind that fellow, he's the GM of trojan projan

mtchew! undecided
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by bunmioguns(m): 7:45pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv: I Dani1luv is a very silly fellow



undecided
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 12:49pm On Mar 21, 2012
@Switch, pls go have pills of xanax and quit derailing good threads. angry
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 4:58pm On Mar 23, 2012
MADNESS: If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance, self-impotence, ignorance, sheepishness, etc.

example: - - - -
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by Nobody: 12:03am On Mar 24, 2012
this thread is disturbing sad
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2012
otooro: this thread is disturbing sad

What is disturbing about it?
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 3:44pm On Mar 30, 2012
NL Perverts:if you think about sex every 3.14 seconds. Then you're pi-sexual.

example: many boys in NL fall into this category. WHAT A PITY, SMH!
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 6:22am On Apr 09, 2012
Facebook Relationship Status: I hate when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her facebook status to 'single'
I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'. angry
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 3:49pm On May 05, 2012
Midwife: An average woman, somewhere between a small wife and a large wife.

Advanced definition of Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

So far so good, we're building an encyclopaedia that would stand the test of time. Feel free to copy and use even if you don't send us the credits.
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by Nobody: 11:48am On May 06, 2012
ekeroyal: Facebook Relationship Status: I hate when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her facebook status to 'single'
I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'. angry

u should have na, make ur papa and mama whip d shi.t outta you! grin grin grin
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 6:20am On May 08, 2012
^^Otooro, where have ye been? Lotta peeps have gone mad in here and need your yaba left ambulance. Pls bring it asap, first on the list is Bin.

By the way, my parents ain't got no right to whoop my ar$e, maybe they do whoop yours. cheesy
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by Ajibel(m): 9:21am On May 08, 2012
I thought I was going to find something creative but as always you've disappointed me @op like oda jokers
I dunno,this is neither a joke or a riddle....arghhhhh...smh
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by Ajibel(m): 9:21am On May 08, 2012
I thought I was going to find something creative but as always you've disappointed me @op like oda jokers
I dunno,this is neither a joke nor a riddle....arghhhhh...smh
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 5:34pm On May 09, 2012
Ajibel: I thought I was going to find something creative but as always you've disappointed me @op like oda jokers
I dunno,this is neither a joke nor a riddle....arghhhhh...smh

You're very correct bro., it's actually an encyclopaedia -NL version. So if you don't find anything funny, try the other threads with jokes in them.
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(m): 5:35pm On May 09, 2012
@Ajibel, sorry I forgot to tell you thanks.
Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by swtchicgurl: 6:04pm On May 09, 2012
Ajibel: I thought I was going to find something creative but as always you've disappointed me @op like oda jokers
I dunno,this is neither a joke nor a riddle....arghhhhh...smh

hahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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