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Honesty by Chuxy(m): 6:25pm On Oct 25, 2007
A mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscribed - "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy reads the headstone, looks up at his mother, and asks "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
Re: Honesty by Naijagurly(f): 7:16pm On Oct 25, 2007
Go and flush your brain in the toilet. you don't use it anyway
Re: Honesty by ituen(m): 11:07pm On Oct 25, 2007
Naijagurly must be on drugs
Re: Honesty by topeteadr(m): 11:44pm On Oct 25, 2007
@ituen i guess so.
Re: Honesty by kronkykay(m): 12:05am On Oct 26, 2007
Naijagurly:

Go and flush your brain in the toilet. you don't use it anyway


i suppose where you come from, laffta is a very expensive commodity, matter of fact, IT HURTS TO LAFF. you've never dropped anything reasonable since you got here.
Re: Honesty by topeteadr(m): 12:08am On Oct 26, 2007
Kronkay master of ideas. Bravo! Bravo!!.
Re: Honesty by Migines(m): 1:12am On Oct 26, 2007
@naijagurl
its either u're alwaz high on coconut water or u're just a sadist.
For cryn out loud even freddy kruger will find this joke funny.
Re: Honesty by folahann(m): 1:50am On Oct 26, 2007
If you get thet it will be funny to you
Re: Honesty by Aiphie(f): 10:35am On Oct 26, 2007
Naijagurly:

Go and flush your brain in the toilet. you don't use it anyway

Re: Honesty by iwajay(m): 10:54am On Oct 26, 2007
You guys should read the handwriting on the wall. Naijagurly needs attention and she's really getting it from everybody. She's using everybody to catch trips and having fun. If she's ignored, she'd come round to being normal.
Re: Honesty by topeteadr(m): 10:57am On Oct 26, 2007
Iwajay you've hit the nail on the butt, sorry i meant head.
Re: Honesty by iwajay(m): 11:10am On Oct 26, 2007
butt is fine with me.
Re: Honesty by topeteadr(m): 11:15am On Oct 26, 2007
No it is not fine with you it is always ugly with you. But with me it is fine.
Re: Honesty by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On Oct 26, 2007
whats the beef wid buttocks grin grin grin grin grin grin

u guys should let us be! afterall all of una get dry ynash grin grin grin grin
Re: Honesty by iwajay(m): 11:25am On Oct 26, 2007
Clem! *really alarmed* tot i was the only one you were training, how come u also know bout tope's butt?
Re: Honesty by kronkykay(m): 11:36am On Oct 26, 2007
Don't sound so alarmed, she's been down there before.
Re: Honesty by samuelk(m): 11:41am On Oct 26, 2007
dat nijagal na very stupid girl she only knows how to oppose
Re: Honesty by topeteadr(m): 11:42am On Oct 26, 2007
You are right.
Re: Honesty by Naijagurly(f): 5:04pm On Oct 26, 2007
this is a forum. In case some of you don't know what a forum is, its a place to express your opinions. and that is exactly what i am doing. If you don't like me, too bad. I don't even know you. so keep talking.
Re: Honesty by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 26, 2007
@Naijagurly
if that's the definition of forum in your dictionary then pls walk out
This is a community,
A community of Nigerians and Non-Nigerains
Rich and poor, Small and old
Being anonymous dosen't give you a pass to insult people as you like!
If you behave like these on a public forum i wonder how you will behave in a normal world angry
Re: Honesty by clemcykul(f): 3:20pm On Oct 27, 2007
tell her again grin
Re: Honesty by tessybaby(f): 8:36am On Oct 29, 2007
@Naijagurly
dat was too rude
and take my advise, when u are wrong
say AM SORRY
Re: Honesty by Chuxy(m): 2:00pm On Oct 29, 2007
just listen to tessy
Re: Honesty by iwajay(m): 2:39pm On Oct 29, 2007
I say again, IGNORE IT.
Re: Honesty by Nobody: 8:33am On Oct 30, 2007
iwajay:

I say again, IGNORE IT.

Ok Sir grin
Re: Honesty by topeteadr(m): 9:13am On Oct 30, 2007
Naijagurly was worse than i thought.
Re: Honesty by Migines(m): 9:50pm On Oct 30, 2007
Dis girl actually thinks shes smart, well maybe. . . . Smart dumb ass.
Re: Honesty by showbobo(m): 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2007
i thought you people already know NAIJAGURLY but if you dont ,she is a BLOODY JUNKIE.Therefore,we should all know her for who she is and just IGNORE/SNUB/BONE her.
Re: Honesty by Naijagurly(f): 5:29pm On Nov 03, 2007
hypocrites. you guys are doing the exact same thing i am doing. And who said i am a junkie?
Re: Honesty by tessybaby(f): 9:02am On Nov 05, 2007
she is back again ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*running to take cover*
Re: Honesty by topeteadr(m): 9:45am On Nov 05, 2007
Pls get da fcu!< out of here.
Re: Honesty by Migines(m): 3:16pm On Nov 05, 2007
Tooope.

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