A father was poring thru his son's report sheet.Seeing the dismal perfomance of his son said to him"well son one thing is definitely in ur favor.With a result like dis,u cldn't possibly cheating".

@poster,you dey mad nii!!

The average man

38 around the chest

43 around the waist

98 around the golf course

A nuisance around the house

loloolololllllllll

what if he lied to his faTHER BY SHOWING A FAKE RESULT?

lol the joke ok.

lol oh pissed

The father must see something good out of his son by all means

POINT OF VIEW

A woman was bein congratulated by a frnd after her son & daughter were married within a month of each other.
"What kind of boy did ur daughter marry?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh,he's wonderful"gushed the mother."He maqs her sleep late,wants her to go to d beauty parlor every day,won't let her cook,insists upon taqin her out to dinner evry nite."
"That's nice"'said the neighbor."And ur son?What kind of girl did he marry?

"The mother sighed, "Oh i'm not so happy there.She's lazy.Slips late evry mornin,spends all her tym at the beauty parlor,won't cook & maqs them taq all their meals out".

cold:

POINT OF VIEW

A woman was bein congratulated by a frnd after her son & daughter were married within a month of each other.
"What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh,he's wonderful"gushed the mother."He maqs her sleep late,wants her to go to d beauty parlor every day,won't let her cook,insists upon taqin her out to dinner evry night."
"That's nice"'said the neighbor."And your son?What kind of girl did he marry?

"The mother sighed, "Oh i'm not so happy there.She's lazy.Slips late evry mornin,spends all her time at the beauty parlor,won't cook & maqs them taq all their meals out".

One mans misfortune is anoda mans . . . . .

cold:

POINT OF VIEW

A woman was bein congratulated by a frnd after her son & daughter were married within a month of each other.
"What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh,he's wonderful"gushed the mother."He maqs her sleep late,wants her to go to d beauty parlor every day,won't let her cook,insists upon taqin her out to dinner evry night."
"That's nice"'said the neighbor."And your son?What kind of girl did he marry?

"The mother sighed, "Oh i'm not so happy there.She's lazy.Slips late evry mornin,spends all her time at the beauty parlor,won't cook & maqs them taq all their meals out".

lmao

@poster

dem worry u come from village i sure

dey worry you self?

WARNING!

An old farmer with an ill temper,married.Soon after the weddin they visited a nearby town.Suddenly the mule pullin the wagon stoppd,& d farmer angrily pointed to the mule:"Now that's one!"Later d mule stoppd again & rared up.:Now that's two!" exclaimed the farmer in a loud voice.Soon the old mule stoppd again & the farmer angrily cried,"Now that's three!"& shot d mule btw the eyes.
The new bride said,"now,honey that wasn't neccessary.The mule was doin the best it cld,i don't think u're fair."
The old farmer quickly pointed to his new bride & said:"Now that's one!"

@mekk

u dey kraze ni?

@cool

now thats funny

rotflmao

@Topic,

Thats not funny ohhh

gabrywyl:

@Topic,

Thats not funny ohhh

"Now thats one"

yawns

Why yawnin,if u nid more all u hav to do is ask.
TRUE CONFESSION

A fellow went to visit his dying partner.Suddenly the dyin man began to spik."John,"he said,"b4 i go i must confess som things.I know i am goin to die.I want u to know dat i robd d firm of 100,000naira several yrs ago.I sold our secret formula to our competitors,& also,John,i'm d fellow who supplied ur wife with the evidence dat got her a divorce & cost u a small fortune."John murmured,"That's okay,old man.I'm d guy who poisond u."

Poster, you tried. Thumbs up to ya but you gotta do betta that that. Try again.

gaby,i'd rilly luv to read one of ur jokes b4 i post anything further.And plz maq it quik,i don't hav all day.

gabrywl post joke ke
i dey wait

Nice try d true confessn lol dont git cold

hmmmmmmmmmn

Cold, why dont you just read one of my threads? I got so many jokes there ohhh. . .

U dont hav any joke somebody else havn't posted, but i'd let this pass this one tym since this is supposd to be a fun thread,wen we meet on the romance forum we'll sort our selves out.

HAHAHA! Ok, now that's funny ohhh. . . Finally thats a joke.

Why must it be at the Romance section?

Which other forums are u active in bsides the joke & romance section.

Well, I go to the general Discussion alot too and also Nairaland.

And I observe alot at the Cultural section

So where do u want to fil my wrath?