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Honesty by cold(m): 1:46pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
A father was poring thru his son's report sheet.Seeing the dismal perfomance of his son said to him"well son one thing is definitely in ur favor.With a result like dis,u cldn't possibly cheating". |
Re: Honesty by adekennis(m): 3:37pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
@poster,you dey mad nii!! |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 4:37pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
The average man 38 around the chest 43 around the waist 98 around the golf course A nuisance around the house |
Re: Honesty by Gamine(f): 4:38pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
loloolololllllllll |
Re: Honesty by Mustay(m): 4:48pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
what if he lied to his faTHER BY SHOWING A FAKE RESULT? |
Re: Honesty by segunpc(m): 4:52pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
lol the joke ok. |
Re: Honesty by Nobody: 5:13pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
lol oh pissed |
Re: Honesty by folahann(m): 5:28pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
The father must see something good out of his son by all means |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 10:54am On Aug 19, 2008 |
POINT OF VIEW A woman was bein congratulated by a frnd after her son & daughter were married within a month of each other. "What kind of boy did ur daughter marry?" asked the neighbor. "Oh,he's wonderful"gushed the mother."He maqs her sleep late,wants her to go to d beauty parlor every day,won't let her cook,insists upon taqin her out to dinner evry nite." "That's nice"'said the neighbor."And ur son?What kind of girl did he marry? "The mother sighed, "Oh i'm not so happy there.She's lazy.Slips late evry mornin,spends all her tym at the beauty parlor,won't cook & maqs them taq all their meals out". |
Re: Honesty by Nautillus(m): 11:13am On Aug 19, 2008 |
cold: One mans misfortune is anoda mans . . . . . |
Re: Honesty by tytylayor: 11:28am On Aug 19, 2008 |
cold: lmao |
Re: Honesty by tufe(m): 1:46pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
@poster dem worry u come from village i sure |
Re: Honesty by mekk(m): 2:00pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
dey worry you self? |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 3:11pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
WARNING! An old farmer with an ill temper,married.Soon after the weddin they visited a nearby town.Suddenly the mule pullin the wagon stoppd,& d farmer angrily pointed to the mule:"Now that's one!"Later d mule stoppd again & rared up.:Now that's two!" exclaimed the farmer in a loud voice.Soon the old mule stoppd again & the farmer angrily cried,"Now that's three!"& shot d mule btw the eyes. The new bride said,"now,honey that wasn't neccessary.The mule was doin the best it cld,i don't think u're fair." The old farmer quickly pointed to his new bride & said:"Now that's one!" |
Re: Honesty by tufe(m): 7:02pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
@mekk u dey kraze ni? @cool now thats funny rotflmao |
Re: Honesty by Gabry(f): 5:40am On Aug 20, 2008 |
@Topic, Thats not funny ohhh |
Re: Honesty by ogorluv(m): 7:48am On Aug 20, 2008 |
gabrywyl: "Now thats one" |
Re: Honesty by tufe(m): 12:43pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
yawns |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 1:08pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Why yawnin,if u nid more all u hav to do is ask. TRUE CONFESSION A fellow went to visit his dying partner.Suddenly the dyin man began to spik."John,"he said,"b4 i go i must confess som things.I know i am goin to die.I want u to know dat i robd d firm of 100,000naira several yrs ago.I sold our secret formula to our competitors,& also,John,i'm d fellow who supplied ur wife with the evidence dat got her a divorce & cost u a small fortune."John murmured,"That's okay,old man.I'm d guy who poisond u." |
Re: Honesty by mykali(m): 1:20pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
i wanted to laugh, but i'm hungry, but i smiled sha. . . . |
Re: Honesty by Gabry(f): 1:34pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Poster, you tried. Thumbs up to ya but you gotta do betta that that. Try again. |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 1:46pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
gaby,i'd rilly luv to read one of ur jokes b4 i post anything further.And plz maq it quik,i don't hav all day. |
Re: Honesty by chioya(f): 1:54pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
gabrywl post joke ke i dey wait |
Re: Honesty by REPAIRMAN(m): 2:22pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Nice try d true confessn lol dont git cold |
Re: Honesty by tufe(m): 3:52pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmn |
Re: Honesty by Gabry(f): 4:32pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Cold, why dont you just read one of my threads? I got so many jokes there ohhh. . . |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 4:37pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
U dont hav any joke somebody else havn't posted, but i'd let this pass this one tym since this is supposd to be a fun thread,wen we meet on the romance forum we'll sort our selves out. |
Re: Honesty by Gabry(f): 4:40pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
HAHAHA! Ok, now that's funny ohhh. . . Finally thats a joke. Why must it be at the Romance section? |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 4:55pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Which other forums are u active in bsides the joke & romance section. |
Re: Honesty by Gabry(f): 4:59pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Well, I go to the general Discussion alot too and also Nairaland. |
Re: Honesty by Gabry(f): 5:00pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
And I observe alot at the Cultural section |
Re: Honesty by cold(m): 5:07pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
So where do u want to fil my wrath? |
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